Since I am one of those layman your professor remarked about I just had to comment. There really is an art to bullshitting and it is much easier to do verbally; but I must say that you are quite the talent at taking a small cow patty and spreading it out really well. So well in fact, that I making you an honorary Texan for this great display of written bullshitting.

So without any power vested in me by the state of Texas, or the Republic of Texas, I here now proclaim that by the great display of written word @asiannetwork , AKA Reena K, is hereby and will forever hold the title of "Honorary Texan". So it done this day, October 27th of the year 2018.
Congratulations cowgirl.