hilarious post! and so fucking real, well done :) what you described in that last paragraph I experienced verbatim when I lived in Edmonton, Canada for a miserable year..take a look at the city formation on googlemap, and it looks like some boring copy/pasted nightmare from someones Simcity guide. Anyway, I do love Vancouver, before the Canadians crucify me for saying that. But yes, Edmonton=suburban boring sameness life. Well written, keep it up!!!!