I have a friend who gets really high, goes to the store, and picks out everything his heart desires. When he gets to the register, he makes up a story for the clerk about his pregnant wife's crazy cravings. That is all.
Hobo Friends #1 - stoner guilt
7 years ago in #blog by seekerjuice (55)
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"Yeah so, uh, it's for my pregnant wife, dude"
-Obvious stoned dude attempting to buy 3 gallons of chocolate milk, $200 worth of crackers and a lighter
this dude gets it