"Furthermore, I see so many posts that include blurry images, images loaded sideways, too many images, images that don’t relate to the words or have much relevance or simply don’t seem very interesting or impactful at all..."

Whew... I dodged the bullet on this one. LoL

Giphy Monsters giphy on I say...

"I mean, imagine yourself in a bar trying to find a friend for the night but everyone was totally covered by a brown paper bag from head to toe..."

Brown Bags or Beer Goggles...

Well this explains many of my wasted years...