Adtrocities Returns: Fucked Up Photoshop (Part 1)

in #blog7 years ago

Some of you who have been following me for a while might remember my old Adtrocities series, in which I screenshot ridiculous, misleading, or downright bizarre clickbait ads, research the source when appropriate, caption them, and share them with you lovely people. I've decided to restart this series, beginning with tonight's post. Prepare yourselves for some of the most poorly-photoshopped clickbait the internet has to offer.

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Tentacle Tongue is congenital.

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The Wicked Witch of the West started down the path to infamy when she was caught shoplifting a pair of glittery shoes at age 16.

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We discovered Photoshop, but evidently not tutorials.

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Animals can be that big. Squirrels cannot.

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Nothing can fix that. Literally nothing.

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One day during the family lunch the youngest son Paul asks his father:

  • Daddy, what is the difference between potential and reality?
    Daddy turns to his wife and gives her a question:
  • Would you sleep with George Clooney for 1 million $?
  • Certainly, I would never waste such opportunity, - tells the wife
    Daddy turns to his teenage daughter:
  • Maria, would you sleep with Brad Pitt for 1 million $?
  • Surely! He is my fantasy, his posters are all over the walls of my room.
    Daddy turns to his eldest son Raul and asks:
  • Would you sleep with Tom Cruise for 1 million $!
    Eldest son thinks a little and replies:
  • Why not? Imagine what I could do with that money. So yes, I would sleep.
    Then daddy turns back to his youngest son Paul and explains him:
  • You see, Paul, potentially we are sitting with multi millionaires but in reality we are sitting with two prostitutes and one gay…

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