Funny post, I liked it! Persuasive!
But I seriously think you'd get more exposure just by random sending 5 SBDs to 25k+ SP dolphins and using all the upvote bots than burning it to promotion. I'd love to see someone prove me wrong, though.., Maybe I stard doing it too!
You could very well be right :) but promotion is good for the steemit platform and steem as you say it burns steem and reduced outstanding supply. My primary objective is exposure, of course upvotes are nice as well and appreciated !
Maybe I can help, find me in chat or discord if you want.