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It's not far from the truth! I have a wicked time trying to figure these things out- I still write with pen and paper, then edit while typing it in. Speaking of which, how do you like this... In the land of the blind a one-eyed man may be king- but in the realm of the dead and dying, a spectre reigns supreme (The beginning of Night Gods III)

you are a funny man, in the city of the blind, the one eye man is king, hahahahahahahaha, I haven't heard that in years, good one

I guarantee the story will not be funny!!!