To: Mr. Johnstone
From: Renee Nouveau
Subject: Re: Re: Re: Re: Workplace Nicknames
Dear Mr. {Name Redacted}
I've added Lickstick to the approved name list...but we've had some complaints about Johnstone being overtly sexual in nature and your name has been redacted and added to the not-approved nickname list.
Try, perhaps? Jimrock, or Tomhardstuff?
Warmly,
Renee Nouveau
Public Relations for the
Secret Society Division
To: Mrs. Nouveau
From: Mr. Johnstone
Subject: Re:Re:Re:Re:Re:Workplace Nicknames
My name has been added to the inappropriate list!? By who? Ill have their job. Move that name back to the approved list please.
--Kind Regards Raymon Johnstone
Information Non Technology Branch