Lol. You are nuts. But for the record, I do not think you realise that it was I who made the comment about soiling my tighty whities, though, it was just a bit of randomness, because apparently, I am a bit nuts too.
I already used the word "unsporting" to describe eltooni's approach to winning this contest. So, as unsporting is synonymous with unsportmanslike, I'd say those 3.5 trillion points are actually for me I'm afraid. Unlucky, mate.
As for your entries, they are as good as any other. They contain intelligent humour, something I can find in no other one there, so you should definitely be in with a shot.
lol thanks man.
and i know it was you who "soiled your pants". . was just trying to show you my appreciation for that comment in a crazy way. lol.
AND DAMN! beat me to the golden word of explaining eltooni... BUT you only get 1 point for that. cuz i gave myself 1 point for the word and gave eltooni 3.5 trillion points since hes gotta about 3.5 trillion ppl to go along with his evil plan it seems like. maybe i was a lil off with my calculations though. hahah
pretty much just wanted people who read this comment of mine to sit there and think about how your bowel problems COULD result in problems for THEM if they were like..on a roller coaster or something with you while you did not have a diaper on. Just thought it might be kinda hilarious to put that image in peoples heads. hahaha. hey man, do you got a facebook? Ive never really tried using Steemit chat so dont really know how to use it yet, plus im the only one out of all my friends im pretty sure who has a steemit account ( all my friends are kinda..behind with the times.. apparently. have told a few of my writer friends to create accounts, one said he did, but he has not proved this to me yet, the other keeps saying shes going to..but she gets distracted too easily haha. so ya i pretty much use facebook messenger to contact my peoples. anyways, if ya have a facebook should send me a request on there, cuz whenever i got something to show u on here i have to like post it in one of your posts even though its not related to that post at all. hahaha. well. just did that once but still. my facebook is www.facebook.com/drgreenthumbm.d. or my facebook name is Kaya Sonof Odin
Dont gotta hit me up on there. but would be kool if ya did. anyways, will leave you alone now man, peace.
Oh and I assume that you are JUST wearing tighty whities when on rollar coasters.
Lol.
I don't use facebook, or much other social media. But, I do talk to a few other Steemit members on discord. You can add me on there if you like.
sweet, never used discord before, but i signed up. is your discord name same as steemit name?
Yes, but you need to add a bit on the end
Son-of-Satire#3712