Hi fellow Bitcoin hodlers!
I've got exciting news. I'm happy and excited to announce a new cryptocurrency.
Bitcoin Yellow
Our amazing team of developers have been working around the clock over the last few days. The whitepaper is almost ready to be published. Fortunately, our devs have fantastic Microsoft Word skills. They forked the Bitcoin Gold whitepaper and did a 'Find and Replace' on the word 'Gold'. We just replaced it with the word 'Yellow', that's it!
Our beautiful logo is a fork of the Bitcoin Cash logo. Our designers have replaced the green color with a yellow color. That's all!
Our top engineers are also working around the clock to get the website ready. We copied the website bitcoingold.org, but replacing every instance of "Gold" with "Yellow" in the codebase is a very complicated process. I expect our website to be online in a few days.
I would like to let you know we will fork from the main Bitcoin blockchain at block 493,440 which will probably be on Monday, November 6.
Shortly after a successful fork of Bitcoin Yellow, we plan to fork our new blockchain again to create 'Bitcoin Yellow Cash' with 8MB blocks. Bitcoin Yellow will be a very popular cryptocurrency so 8MB blocks will be necessary to guarantee fast confirmations in the future.
Roadmap
But that's not all. Stay tuned. We have much more projects in the pipeline.
- Bitcoin Red
- Bitcoin Red Cash
- Bitcoin Red 2X
- Bitcoin Purple (+Cash +2X)
- Bitcoin Brown (+Cash +2X)
- and all the other colors of the rainbow...
As soon as we have forked all Bitcoin colors we will continue forking the Bitcoin metals. Bitcoin Gold and Bitcoin Silver already exist. The latter is actually called Litecoin.
We plan to create 'Bitcoin Bronze', 'Bitcoin Copper', 'Bitcoin Aluminium', 'Bitcoin Iron', 'Bitcoin Zinc', 'Bitcoin Titanium' and of course 'Bitcoin Diamond'. Although diamond is not a metal, but who cares.
After the Bitcoin metal blockchains are running we also plan to create a sugar free Bitcoin and a gluten free Bitcoin in the beginning of 2018.
We expect the legacy Bitcoin will hit at least $10,000 before the end of the year as everybody will dump their altcoins to buy as much BTC as they can to receive our free Bitcoin-forked coins. Bitcoin to the moon. Just HODL Bitcoin before you call your Lambo dealer.
Our team is very open and transparent, but please don't ask any questions about replay protection. We just don't know how to implement it in such a short time. Moreover, it's not so important, right?
Make sure you hold your private keys. You will have at least 50 different shitcoins from one key!
See you on the moon guys! This is gonna be yuuuuge!
Oh, I almost forgot to tell you I will premine 100,000 Bitcoin Yellow coins to fund our trustworthy projects.
You know what comes next, don't you... Bitcoin Plaid!
Bitcoin the lunchbox.
Bitcoin the colouring book.
Bitcoin the flamethrower.
"Merchandising, merchandising that's where the real money's made" ©melbrookes :)
Money??
Laughed so hard, I now have breakfast chunks on my screen! :P You and @penguinpablo were so funny that you forced me to clean! And that's not a good thing!
I don't think so, LUKE! :p lol
This is brilliant. It clarifies precisely the future of bitcoin / alt coins – Every individual on planet earth should fork off (sic, I just had to say that) his/her own altcoin.
Then, everyone can develop specific coins for different types of transactions, and then progress to developing specific coins for each unique good or service. Eventually, everybody will have massive amounts of his/her own coin, and we'll all be conducting all transactions with said coins. And we'll all be rich.
As for that previous sentence, that was the promise of trickle-down, supply-side, "voodoo" economics, but it didn't work out as planned. Of course, with cryptocurrencies, it's different this time. It's pretty much guaranteed that we'll all be rich, real soon.
But what the hell do I know about economics. I'm just another moronic pontificator, hoping and dreaming ...
Love your perspective! You want everyone to be rich! That is admirable!
😂😂😂 You stole my idea! I was gonna make this exact same sort of post...... good work cuz
Relevant. Degrees of
scamming.. uh I mean business innovation. ;)@originalworks
How about a lo-salt bitcoin we can call Sodium now I'd buy that for a dollar!
When's the ICO for Bitcoin Yellow?
I'm in! Thanks for the tip! lol
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@tipU - send tips by writing tip! in the comment, get share of the profit :)What's next? :D
I got one. Let's fork Ethereum. Call it Beerthereum. Every coin mined is backed by a craft brew 6 pack. Now, that's an ICO I can get behind. Just send 🍺the brewskies to claim your tokens. Lol
Bender getting tanked off of Beerthereum.
Too bad, they took this series down. It was really one of my favorites.
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Bytecon iz bestest for me!
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Copycat shitcoins, scam ICOs and Bitcoin forks, what next: a company added blockchain in its name, its stock soars to 394%. https://www.bloomberg.com/news/articles/2017-10-27/what-s-in-a-name-u-k-stock-surges-394-on-blockchain-rebrand
Party like it's 1999!
I SO love me some nice sarcasm.
Where can I sign up?!
Nice work man. We need as many forks as possible.
lol dude
LOL @penguinpablo Hey Guys Do NOT Buy Bitcoin YeLLoW we will Sooooon Lunch the #Invisible #Bitcoin Stay Tuned ;)
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I think maybe we should have some "Bitcoin Penguin." And maybe some "Bitcoin Zebra." And some "Bitcoin Poodle," that way we can authentically say everything has "gone to the dogs."
LOL :)
Did YOU created this in my little home town Amsterdam yesterday morning? Your forks MUST be at both ends!
Love your humor!!!
:)
Hahaha very good man.
Hahahaha nice post my friend! I love every bitcoins hahahaha
Thats funny xD
Lets include to roadmap Bitcoin black for shadow transactions =)
It is already there: BitcoinDark, there is also LitecoinDark, nonetheless blackcoin, whitecoin etc.
Bitcoin yellow to the moon!!!!
But that's not all. Stay tuned. We have much more projects in the pipeline.
Bitcoin Red
Bitcoin Red Cash
Bitcoin Red 2X
Bitcoin Purple (+Cash +2X)
Bitcoin Brown (+Cash +2X)
and all the other colors of the rainbow...
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I had a good laugh
Could I apply for an exchange license? I could begin offering exchange 1 yellow bitcoin for 2 coins of whatever color you want. My comission would be 1 metal bitcoin that best matched color... It is a fair bussiness...
Ha, ha. I enjoy parody because it exposes problems. Nice work on pre-mining that Bitcoin Yellow!
All this separation by colours is racist!!! ;-)
Hahah, this is awesome. I'm creating a cat coin and scared coin in the meantime! ;-)
I love the idea.
I think you should merge them all back a year from now and call it Bitcoin Rainbow.
Fork it till you get a fractal. Fractal is math, fractal is good 😜
hahaha is it really come with new colour 😅😅
if yes then best of luck for it 👍👍
hahaha.. Humurous..
point taken
HODLing my BTCB(bitcoin brown)
Very enthusiastic news.
Are you mad about Bitcoin gold?
I like your post
Good jop @penguinpablo
Lol.
so much lulz!
I am buying. (to dump later maybe...) :)
Are you also planning to make a Bitcoin Steem? ;)
No need to dump; just ride the greed and FOMO waves. People will buy for whatsoever reason. The coins born from arbitrary forking will surely retain value.
I always dump :)
Lol, be wise when people are greedy ;)
BCH is still putting up a fight!
@penguinpablo, once all the metals have been covered I predict Bitcoin-Fluorine or Bitcoin-Hydrofluosilicic Acid (the #1 water fluoridation chemical at the moment). Just my prediction, however, I can see the utility in having so many different bitcoins that you couldn't possibly use all of them at once! Think of the marketing potential! LMAO :D
Hahahahaha
No, no, no. Already 1000+ Altcoins and now 1000+ Bitcoin fork? Thank you for the post ^^
👍👍👍👍
it was about time someone made that yellow one, been waiting for it for ages loool
Lmfao great light of the hey diddle diddle nonsense man.
Bitcoin Zinc~
What exchange can I find this? hahaha
Mt. Gox?
How about Bitcoin Force for Star Wars fans?
Looking forward. Good luck guys😀
Eh thats funny as shit! Whoever don’t like that, don’t like girls. Cheers @penguinpablo
That's so funny :-)
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