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I gave you an upvote on your post! Please give me a follow and I will give you a follow in return and possible future votes!

Oh man!! I got so rich by your upvote. I can't explain my feelings in words. I am dying of tears seeing a huge amount at my comment after your upvote!

This is not the way, which gonna work here. STOP doing this bullshit as this will only earn you negative impact and you will lose your reputation. Ultimately everything thing will end up all in vain.