Whoa, this looks like a drunk post... and it got 48 upvotes WTF hahahah.

Did some search. Let me translate those exchanges for the rest:

Coinase = Coinbase
Gemi = Gemini
Opemleger = Openledger
Coincae = Coinbase
ShapwSfit = Shapeshift
EverCoim = Evercoin
conswitch = Coinswitch
LocalBitfcoin = Localbitcoin
Paxful = hey you got that one right!

crama = drama and webties = websites

Now let's see if this post would get even 1 upvote or not :P