Quick and easy, follow the rules below!
- Post must be considered "circle-jerk" type content
- Post will be about why you are thankful for Steem!
- 50 words or more
- Post title must contain #bernieblackfriday (like this one)
- Must have rep >35
- Tag 1: bernieblackfriday
- Tag 2: steemisthebest
That's it! I'll make another post once this begins! If you'd like to join the circle, please use one of those scammy services to follow my vote or #bernieblackfriday posts!
Please give a resteem to help spread the joy!
bernie for president !!
I love Steem cause it's hot and steemy
Will you give @techslut a 100% upvote if she breaks her vow of abstentia and does a post too? Following all the rules of course!
Sounds generous! I can't turn down whale upvotes, so..... count me in! Lets get JERKY for ONE DAY(just one..... the rest of the year.... no. well..... and on #steemoween too... but that's not til 2018)
bernie asked me not to comment on his threads (and he asked nicely so I am complying), but I was tagged so I reply:
@public-eye , you sweet little troll. I don't know which is cuter - your suggestion that I poke at the bernie again by posting under his hashtag, or the concept of him upvoting said post. I had a good laugh here. But you... You're just trying to stir up trouble, aren't you? :)
As for my "vow of abstention" - I am not posting any new content. Just commenting, resteeming, curating lots and making connections on discord. This whole mess taught me A LOT about how this community currently works and how it can be improved in peaceful ways. Also, peer pressure. The sheer number of people who approached me on discord and steemit.chat to tell me I shouldn't give up? I had to give in. I am a weak slut at times. So like it or not, you still have me with my moronic questions and slutty ways.
<3
I am complying by posting replies not comments. Replies and comments are not the same!
That's your logic I guess?
Lol great meme ..
Is this trick? You are not setting a trap, are you? :)
Aww man... I was trying to put this right above the "It's a Trap meme"! Sigh
You can't know if it's a trap unless you try it!
I will watch you try first :)
Nah, I think even a upvote from Bernie could be fun, but I'm maybe trying to stick whatever I enjoy rather than attempting to get easy big upvotes
or flags. :)But thanks, I'm following with great interest as I enjoy drama.
lol. drama is not what I like. I like sci-fi :)
What? You don't like Steemit drama? Steemit sci-fi is really good though, I could recommend you a few good Steemit sci-fi authors but this week, I'll try to instead enjoy all the drama available.
yea, anything, but drama :)
Oh, wow!
I was already planning to circle-jerk random large SP holders on Friday, but now your gonna pay me for it!!!
It looks like my white Christmas has come early :P
Haha ha ha haaa! So funny!
Time to party with Bernie!
Good luck guys.
Ber-nie Ya, My Steem!
Ber-nie Ya!!!
Ber-nie Ya, My Steem!
Ber-nie Ya!!!
Ohhh STEEEEEM, Bernie Yaaaaa!
Now, where's the marshmallows???
So cold, so hot! What would Steemit be without our dear @berniesanders????
Doesnt say UPvote lol
It does now!
CONSIDER IT DOOONNNEEE LULZ
Good catch though. LOL
I love when whales circle jerk each other hahaha
Lol, I can't do this and look at myself in the mirror ever again. Pass. :D
But good luck to all!
You will do it and you will like it. 50 words, it'll take you like 8 whole seconds and just a tiny bit of your dignity.
lol
so..... as long as I own no mirrors, I should be good, right!?
My dignity is all I have! You can't take it away!
I'm not going to take it, I'm going to buy it with votes!
You're just mad because I doxxed you. So bitter...
How can I pass up this opportunity to participate in what will become a piece of steem history! As counterintuitive as this seems, sign me up!
Can I haz witness vote for being an earnest customer on this suspiciously auspicious occasion? I mean, it never hurts to ask right? Unless of course, I'm catching you on a bad day, and then it could hurt very, very badly.
Love the show you provide for us all to watch from down here in the peanut gallery. I say, keep it up. Never have thought you wrong yet in your opinions, why start now, what with free upboats on sale for nuthin' and stuff and all!
Hope you know what a hangover feels like. I suspect we might all feel that way when we wakeup Saturday morning!
Nah. I'm just going to Waffle House at 3am and eat too much, drink a ton of water, and sleep till Sunday.
good plan
LOL
I don't drink a lot. I'm really just a social media drinker.
rimshot
Here all week folks, tip your servers and try the upgoat curry
LOLZ!
Lol why do u say so brother, very funny
WTF....I came here to ReallocateMyUpVote that was spammed down by blocktrades and this is what I see.....Bernie you are either a Mad Scientist, the King of Ironic Funny, or have you Found Religion and Became Benevolent Bernie (which would scare the bejezuzs out of me...so hopefully not the latter)......All I know is there is 3 things I'm really curious to see from this:
Also you won my commitment as a follower, and I will definitely be checking your post way more often and supporting in other ways (my bank account just got linked today...I will be transferring a few K to Steem soon to start, especially after seeing this )!
I probably won't post cause I'm lazy af to put together 8-seconds to write on these amazing topics, but Shit...You Impress me Sir! I will try to follow as many of the responds as possible to show my support....now fuck off and go upvote you gorgeous bastard with big balls!
Steemit: We Don't Have A King....But We Have The Next Best Thing aka @BernieSanders Yeah!
source:pinterest
Up-Voted of course......cause there is genius in the madness
He's some of the support....will do more later, just a little (2 or 3) for now:
#Bernieblackfriday reply links for your viewing pleasure:
poorminimal wage and hornyignorantly racist and hunting
Is this true @berniesanders ? this is not a trap?
Hi, @berniesanders. I love this initiative and will love to get engage with you for the first time through this opportunity. @greatness96
I love you and I'm afraid of you. Oh God, what should I do?
"circle-jerk" type content and related to why you are thankful for Steem! is a difficult task man 😁
Your post has been resteemed to +144 follower by @afm007
Thanks.
Communism and Soclialism dont work
Sounds like a gay old time, count me in! :)
Will the real @berniesanders please stand up! This post makes me moist but not steemy enough to participate. Goodluck to all you circle-jerks and may the last man enjoy his soggy biscuit. xoxo
I am prepared to join this crazy circle jerk!
Well I guess it's time for the no pants dance! Nothing like a good old circle jerk on a winters day!
Friday it is. fingers shaking
Ive never done a true circle-jerk with steemit before, this will be exciting.
What was it a "Lemon Party"? (google it) Lol..
haha, yeah... you know what makes it even better was that there was a political party in the country I live in named just that, the lemon party.
I wont be getting involved with this, if you cant/wont vote my usual fantastc posts why would I lower myself to write a tosh post.. hahaha
ow I am scared to post.. maybe you vote for me as witness after that, and I lose some after that... ;-)
Plot twist, they are all flags. xD
For upvotes and follower you can better use SteemFollower. Every time you follow someone on this website you gain followers.
Flag: Relevance. WTF? Did you even read the post?
So I'm reading this as "create a post on friday"
But there's like 17 people that already made one in the past hour since seeing this.
They should be flagged by transisto at 100%!!!!
j/k
Prefering your vote on my stuff if you really liked what I am doing...
Still it will be interesting how many will jump in to that. Will pretend this to be sarcasm ;-)
Hell yeah! Vote @berniesanders to a positive REP.
Resteemed and Upvoted.
I think this is crazy but I like that it is a different kind of fun..
@berniesanders is a Mad Genius!
I still talk about the pickle vote story..
Can I have a 1%er just for old times sake?
why you are thankful for 'steem" not "steemit" .. Hmm!
this is best done by the big boys like you @berniesanders the ones with the real steem
I upvoted your post .. good luck! You got my 4 cents!
Minnows! Start your engines!
Will be an interesting study in social engineering, no!?
I think he is just doing it to piss some people off and keep everyone guessing. Thanks for the Resteem @aggroed.... or I never would have seen it.
Done! Why does it feel like i just sold my soul for an upvote
It's not time yet! Now you're just gonna have to write another when this actually starts on FRIDAY!!!
It's already friday here lol..
Dafuq?! How can it be Friday somewhere else already?!
Not possible, cuz--->flatearth
Here in nigeria its already Thursday , the time here is 1:28, i guess in other countries it might have been fridaymorning "spherical" ,countries with 12+
i have been seeing this trending actually i don't really know what it means, the black Friday stuff, is it done every Friday? Is it like a contest we participate on?
I was just being a smartass. lol
-UrbanDictionary.
For me is always Friday 😀
Why this have to be rule 1 :(
Shit, you're right. List has been updated. I had a momentary lapse in judgement. My priorities are now straight.
Thanks for being such a kind sensitive GOOD whale.
Sorry Bernie, but even though I am straight too, we all should prioritize LGBT too instead of only the straight!
This is gonna be a loooong Black Friday for your @berniesanders if you consider all the people from every time zone 😂
I heard free, and ran here as fast as I could. This is kinda cool, I'm participating. After buying upvotes, this ain't that bad~
This is a feast for the steemians and a golden occasion, congratulations!😊
Nothing like a good ol circle jerk.
I will participate in this and sell my dignity for a upvote :D
I would but I think my followers will not take me seriously after anymore :(
I am loving this.......#bernieblackfriday all the way...
:))) I do hope that this is the correct definition:
I don't know if I can write this way. I can certainly try :))
This will be an interesting Friday.
Give it a shot, you're not a true Steemian unless you can circlejerk.
:))) I won't comment on this. Ooops, I already did :)))
OK, till Friday then ...
How big is this circle going to be and who exactly will I have to jerk?
You can jerk me bro! 😂
I think I'm cool with that. You seem like a jerkable person.
Cool, I’m a two pump chump so it won’t last long. Just wear a glove 🧤. 😀👍
That is helluvan hourly wage..
I can't tell if I should shamelessly accept or pridefully decline... What am I saying? -- I'm not cool enough to decline free stuff - no shame in the game baby.
If I could upvote you out of that -19 I would ;)
https://steemit.com/bernieblackfriday/@rxhector/happy-steemit-holidays-bernieblackfriday