By traitor beer I mean that you don't feel the alcohol when you drink it because of its amazing taste but you'll still get drunk :p
And what could I say about blond beer, first just know that there is a LOT of different beer and they are very different so what I'm going to tell you is subjective. I'd say that they are softer than brown one, often more sparkling and sweet. Also, I think they are less bitter too if you're like me and don't really like the bitterness, you'll find happiness more often with blond !