A cousin of mine saw the Batman v Superman movie before me, besides telling me that he saw it on opening night at midnight and spent 22 pounds, he told me he was confused.
Did Superman and Batman have the same mother? Who was that woman in the end who saved Batman? Who were the fish man, the fast man and the amputated man? And of course the doomsday ex-machina was a surprise for him as well. Don’t we all wish we were as innocent as my cousin to the DC Universe.
So how could this film have been saved?
The films title is Batman v Superman, which means we need them fighting as quick as possible and as much as possible, everywhere and anywhere. They should be fighting in the real world, in the dream world, wherever, because this is Batman v Superman - Batman and Superman are supposed to fight and that is why we are here.
The film should start off with Batman and Superman in the post-apocalyptic world, kicking the shit out of each other, where Batman is seeking something (the macguffin) and just as he is about to enter a door, where all his answers will be revealed he is told by the Flash that he has a chance to change this future from ever happening and that Lex Luthor has the key.
Bruce waking up from his dream begins doing some detective work and finds some information on the meta humans and realises that who he saw was an older version of the Flash. Meanwhile Lex is trying to lure Darkseid to Earth, but in order for him to arrive Superman needs to be dead.
Lex creates Doomsday to fight Superman and kill him and because Lex knows that the Flash came and told Batman that he has the key and realising that Batman will bring the meta humans together, Lex wants Batman dead before the arrival of Darkseid.
Lex tricks Batman into believing that Superman is calling out to Darkseid in order for him to bring his forces down to Earth and tells Superman that Batman has the kryptonite that will stop Doomsday and tells him to go get it.
Lex wants them to fight and for his team to invade his space and take out all his stuff – Superman brings the kryptonite to Lex and Lex uses it against him and releases doomsday, Batman comes and saves Superman and Wonder Woman joins them.
I just saved the movie.
movie was garbage
movie was rubbish - my version would have been coherent and kick ass
I hope they actually sat down and wrote a script for justice league - they keep punching the movies out without any desire to ensure that they will be films people will remember in the future!!