Venti Caramel Frappucino for a Blowjob please! Another crazy Starbucks barista short story.

in #barista8 years ago

I have tons of crazy stories about the nightcrawlers the roam downtown. A nightcrawler to me, is an individual that is strung out on drugs, usually methamphetamine. We have lots of different drug addicts downtown, but methamphetamine and heroin are most common.

The first month I worked at Starbucks, I was told about this woman that was giving blowjobs to any man that would buy her an extra caramel frappuccino.


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I didn't believe it until she actually started coming in with different men. I actually asked one of the guys she was with, if he got a blowjob for buying her a frappuccino. He told me he also bought her subway sandwich, and that she did give him a blowjob for the frappuccino and sandwich.

I enjoy receiving a blowjob like the next guy, but I wouldn't of let this woman touch my twig and berries. She looked like the walking dead.

How bad is life that you would perform such an act for a frappuccino? At least you could ask for a decent meal or money, but she must of been addicted to Starbucks frappuccinos as well.

I'm @runridefly, and I would never ask a woman to give me a blowjob for a frappuccino.

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that was the next question. how lonely would someone have to be to buy dinner for meth heads in return for blowjobs? sounds like high risk behavior to me. i have lots of stories about the night wraiths. most are horrible.

Oh my...! :D

At least she got a sandwich with her drink the one time.

Poor lady and good for you, I like your morals.

@hopehuggs, I'm only into women that are into me. Lol

I like the variety of things that you post. It is always interesting to see what will be next.

@iamwne, your comment made my day. Thank you for the kind words.

Sex and drugs and coffee? It's a crazy world we live in

@steevc, I'm addicted to coffee. First step is to admit you have a problem.

I have heard stories about things girls would do for a breezer but never coffee!

@poeticsnake, what's a breezer? Lol

This is a breezer lol

@poeticsnake, think some women like to suck on weiners and they are willing to do it for a delicious beverage.

I think so as well. Tis a strange world we live in! I mean I like weiners but I will never do something like that and coffee is holy in my eyes. I mean if I would wake up one day and there would be no more coffee.... I would die right away

@poeticsnake, I would go down on a woman if she had the last bag of coffee. Lol

Reminds me of my toxic work and marriage situations...(been there done that) metaphorically speaking...The things I saw working for lawyers...shudders, I never got promoted, I wonder why...lololol (I don't give blow jobs)

Sounds like this woman likes CREAM with her coffee

@otisbrown, she like a lot of cream and sugar. You're a funny guy.

coffee and a sandwich? still overpriced for this lady... for that reason, im out.