For anyone that has read my introduction, you might have learned that I've worked for a few companies in my short 38 years. What is more interesting is that I tend to me a magnet for getting laid off. I've been laid off 3 times in my career, two times from the same company. I was so annoyed by that company that I gave 12.5 years of my life to, that after I left I got personalized plates for my car proudly showing my disdain for them. The plates were a hit, people would often stop just to take pictures or my plates or drive alongside me to tell me how awesome the plates were. I'm sure inquiring minds would like to know what the plates read. :-)