I used to hang out with an Italian when I was kid. He'd eat mushrooms then act like he was ten feet tall. One day he kicked a turtle. Everyone knew it was bad idea. The shell hit a pipe and came rushing back towards him. Knocked him right on his ass. ... or wait. No. That was Super Mario Brothers. So what made you move to Cambodia?
About half dead. Give or take. :)
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I'm 37. My name is Damien and I'm from Canada.
It's nice to meet you.
Nice to meet you! I'm 32, my name is Sandra and I'm from Italy, but living in Cambodia.
I used to hang out with an Italian when I was kid. He'd eat mushrooms then act like he was ten feet tall. One day he kicked a turtle. Everyone knew it was bad idea. The shell hit a pipe and came rushing back towards him. Knocked him right on his ass. ... or wait. No. That was Super Mario Brothers. So what made you move to Cambodia?
The fact that I work in development and I found a job here!
Well that's a good reason. I don't know too many people who move somewhere to be broke and homeless.
By the way. The answer to the riddle was ∞.