Good to know, I'm already feeling calmer after my third JUJU beer.

You should have a limited edition JUJU GUM CONSPIRACY merchandise line. I'd rock the fuck out of a JUJU T-Shirt. Maybe a pair of classy crotchless JUJU panties for the ladies? Snapback JUJU hats for the frat boys? JUJU chain wallets for the bikers? The possibilities are endless!