i think tums cat is a pretty cool guy, eh reduces acid and doesnt afraid of anything

I like your artist's rendition of an enraged stomach. Sometimes I get gas pains in the night after eating decidedly too many microwaved foods. In the foggy haze of half-dreams where nothing really makes any sense, sometimes I feel that I can see the pain... with my stomach's eye. It's that intense! It looks a bit like your heartburn-glow, but a more sinister reddish yellow. No, definitely not orange. It's red-yellow. Since I don't parake in mushrooms, it is probably the closest I shall ever get to synaesthesia.

It often takes me way too many iterations of the throbbing pain before I realise I need to wake up and fix the problem. What is needed... is a hallucinated feline visitor of my own, to prod me awake, and coax me to the place where I would proceed to do the required. I would call him... Dumpcat.