Sounds like you bought an expired sandwich from a space gas station worse than Sagittarius A. I try and avoid gas station food in general when I’m flying in Andromeda. Their minds are a little warped out there and don’t think expirations dates matter to food. Silicon life forms are just strange in general.

Now the biggest question is how did you humans find out about Tumcat? If I told him once I told him a trillion times stop intervening with the human’s gas. They will need that methane when the sun turns to ice.