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Just be careful not to eat crayons and paint with whiskey at some time. :D

I mean, they make crayons non toxic for a reason. Just saying.

The guy at the liquor store said Jack Daniels pairs quite nicely with Crayola.

Hilarious!

Yeah, people are always laughing at me.

I never know what to expect, lol

Imma 'bout half way into a bottle of rum and not sure I would trust myself with crayons. Gonna leave the drawing up to the kids I think. Writing I'm cool. Just like Hemmingway said "write drunk, edit sober."

But write while standing on one leg. So your writings are not too long. :) since you need to finish before it is sore.

I don't think I would have been ABLE to stand on one leg last night.