But it's not quite as rare as the haggis who inhabit the mountain sides of the Highlands of Scotland. The poor wee haggis have one leg shorter than the other, the males the right leg, and so they follow the hillsides in an anti-clockwise direction, and for the females the left leg is shorter, so they follow the hills in a clockwise direction. In this way both sexes follow the contours of the hills in opposite directions and can only breed when they happen to meet a member of the opposite sex wandering around the hill from the other way.
It's very difficult to get a picture of a haggis in the wild, but here's a picture of a cooked haggis:
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That is truly nasty. You should write a whole post and send it my way!
Oh I don't know, I might have maxed out my knowledge of this truly rare creature.
But also did you know that unicorn poo comes out in rainbow colours a bit like a Mr Whippy?
You're teaching me new things.
I learnt that last tit bit of info from this advert for the squatty potty - it's one of the funniest ads I've seen:
That's terrible!!!