Jackalopes? What an utterly ridiculous notion; I am truly disappointed in you, sir!

Everybody knows that unicorns turned into Narwhals through Lamarckian Evolution (the Usurper Darwin has held too long a hegemony over the scientific mainstream) but jackalopes? How patently absurd! Every bit as unlikely as aardvarks and the mythical platypus of equally mythical Australia (which secretly sank alongside Atlantis in 1944 during the Philadelphia Experiment run by Einstein and the Immortal Shania Twain - the alleged place we see in movies like Crocodile Dundee is but a soundstage in Death Valley, CA)