Okay. If you were ever encouraging me to move to Texas, that pretty much squelched it right there. No way my wife is going to want to deal with any of that, and she grew up with rats and giant cockroaches. :) Okay, not quite that bad, but she's seen her share of critters.
Plus, my youngest, who is pretty much jumpy around any bug, but particularly spiders, wouldn't ever want to come over. Right now, he's the only with a grandchild so we can't have that.
Plus, who wants to be killing scorpions all day, every day?
What about electrocution or flamethrowers? TNT? Gasoline? You're in redneck country. Get creative. :)
hahaha! Well when we got here we were amazed that no one had problems with them like we were having, lots of people had never seen one so it's just in certain types of soil is what we found out. And they like ours. lucky us. lol.
So you could come and probably never ever see one!
And even our situation is down to just one or two a month, except for yesterday and today but I'm hoping that was a fluke.