I'm going to need a trash can full of Realitol ™️ to throw in the towns water supply.
We have the twin epidemic of fuckwititus and dumbassosis that afflicted the town many decades ago.
The citizens wander around like brain dead zombies complaining about the latest local political marionette increasing taxes, increasingly shittier food going up in price, not being able to afford the latest football shirt for their kids with the name of a player on the back who will have fucked off to another team by the time they get home and all manner of bollocks they use distract themselves from their pathetic existence while not working at their minimum wage slave job.
In fact send me a dumpster full Graham, it'll get used. 😉