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How can you love a machine? A machine will not love you back.

How do we know we aren't machines ourselves? c;

Because we exist, and everything among us exists.

Inb4 pre-programmed to perceive external entities. Imma not argue you banjo my good sir :D

No! What are you talking about? You are the bot!

That rather depends on whether substrate independence holds true or not.

Do you know what the phrase bds is? I do, want me to tell you.