rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoSomeday, we'll all look back on this and plow into a parked car..:\Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers.. Bumper Stickers: Lord help me to be the…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoTake my advice, I don't use it anyway :>>>I was trying to explain the concept of Twitter to my friend. He finally said I don't follow you Coffee pot: $50, Coffee: $10, Coffee cup: $4, Coffee filters: $0.99, Peeing…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoI used to like my neighbors, until they put a password on their Wi-Fi. :"""Make crime pay, become a lawyer. Crime doesn't pay? Does that mean my job is a crime? I say no to alcohol, it just doesn’t listen. I thought I wanted a career, turns out I…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoWhat do you call two fat people having a chat? - A heavy discussion:]]]They say money talks but all mine ever says is "goodbye". How guy's propose: On one knee. How girl's propose: "I'm pregnant!" Ah, 'Friday'... my second favorite F-word. I…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoKeep the dream alive: Hit the snooze button. :>>>>>Bart, with $10,000, we'd be millionaires! We could buy all kinds of useful things like...love! The journey of a thousand miles begins with a broken fan belt and a flat…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoIt was love at first sight. Then I took a second look! :DDDDIf I agreed with you we’d both be wrong. I sometimes go to my own little world, but that’s okay, they know me there. I don’t have an attitude; I have a personality you can’t…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoAccording to my mirror I am pregnant. The father is Nutella. :}}}Just you keep on talking, for sure someday you’ll say something intelligent. I’ll be there to catch you whenever you fall. Love, the floor. The first five days after the…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoI promise to give you a ring everyday. (an alarm clock):))))Woman to her husband while at it: "Please say dirty things to me!" Man: "Bath, Kitchen, Living room..." What did the stamp say to the envelope? You stick with me and I…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoIt is what's inside that matters - the fridge is a perfect example. :)Always be yourself. Unless you can also be a unicorn. In that case, always be a unicorn. If a man said he'll fix it, he'll fix it. There is no need to nag him every 6 months…rock2 (25)in #funny • 7 years agoNever give up on your dreams. Keep sleeping. haha...Alcohol won't solve your problems, but It can give you an interesting set of the new ones. I told my girlfriend she drew her eyebrows too high. She seemed surprised. I don't…rock2 (25)in #car • 7 years agoThe way Chinese modify their carsrock2 (25)in #crypto • 7 years ago投资这事儿只能靠自己在半个月前币市火热的气氛中, 入了某只新币并一直持有至今, 其结果可想而知. 我持币的信心在很大程度上是受某位高手的影响, 其影响之大令我忽略了对整个市场形势的分析. 当然, 现在回过头分析是有点事后诸葛亮的意思, 谁也不能预知未来. 但我想总结的是我在这件事中的失误. 主要失误是: 在任何时候都应该以保住本金为第一原则.…