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rantsandswears (48)in #surviving • 6 years ago
8 Years, 7 Months, & 26 Days Ago
8 years, 7 months, & 26 days ago I first made your acquaintance. It must have been an exhausting shift at the restaurant I was working at because I missed all the signs that…
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rantsandswears (48)in #chick • 7 years ago
Does this shade of "holy shit" make me look crazy?
Some shit I’ve learned the hard way not to ask: If you could change one thing about me, what would it be? Your assumption would be that your significant other would have the…
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rantsandswears (48)in #spiral • 7 years ago
Insanity timeline
4:00 am: Cat begins meowing in my face. I assume this is to awaken me so that I can feed his furry ass. Fuck that. I shoo him off the bed. Back to sleep 4:12 am: He’s back…
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rantsandswears (48)in #sobriety • 7 years ago
Fuck your sombrero
Being sober is amazing. Then it isn’t. My best friend, Jennifer, said it best: “You’re the only person I know dumb enough, being Hispanic, to choose to get sober the day before…
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rantsandswears (48)in #self • 7 years ago
The fucking battle
I caught myself doing some shit yesterday that I find fucking repulsive and desperate when others do it, so I figured I’d better ‘out’ myself. We all know at least one person…
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rantsandswears (48)in #read • 7 years ago
XXX
I thought that title might grab your attention. Funny thing; I had to rely on my old friend, Pornhub, to tell me the tier rating on X’s. How many is appropriate? If I’m not…
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rantsandswears (48)in #spineless • 7 years ago
Another School Shooting: Why I'm not surprised
If you’re easily offended, step off this blog – this shit ain’t for you I woke up this morning to news of another school shooting. This one taking place in Maryland. It…
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rantsandswears (48)in #toxic • 7 years ago
It's MY toxic waste site
I’m pretty sure I’m a reincarnated old Jewish woman. Like super old. I’m sure it’s a lovely religion and that’s all fine and great, but I’m not speaking in terms of religious…
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rantsandswears (48)in #buying • 7 years ago
Gifting that'll get you laid - A Valentine's Day guide
So you say you’re stuck on what to get her for Valentine’s Day? I’ve come to bail your hopeless asses out. My male counter-parts probably feel like you’ve just narrowly…
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rantsandswears (48)in #moving • 7 years ago
Get your own corner!
[Voice of Samuel L. Jackson] Well hello mother fuckers! It’s been a while and if I had a heart I’d apologize, but we’re both laughing now aren’t we? For the past week I’ve been…
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rantsandswears (48)in #holiday • 7 years ago
Fuck yo couch!
The holiday season is so festive and joyful; I’d like to drag my muddy shoes thru its living room and put my feet up on its couch. Everywhere I look assholes have antlers and…
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rantsandswears (48)in #heroes • 7 years ago
Ordinary heroes
Maybe it’s just the time of year that has me all sappy, or maybe it’s the fact that I’ll be sharing part of my story with a room of people this evening; but I’ve given some…
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rantsandswears (48)in #click • 7 years ago
Rant for a cure - mini rant
I’ve it heard it said in song that all you need is love and I dis-a-fucking-gree. I can’t possibly be any clearer on the matter, and yet I will try. I was in the shower…
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rantsandswears (48)in #emoji • 7 years ago
Hieroglyphics
We live in a society of entitled little bitches. Chances are you’re one too. Don’t get upset; I’m one. If you don’t think you qualify, check out the last few text messages you’ve…
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rantsandswears (48)in #ooo • 7 years ago
A momentary distraction
My opinions aren’t always popular ones; they often go against the grain in fact. I don’t pay much attention to it, until it’s pointed out to me that I might be being an uncaring…
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rantsandswears (48)in #holiday • 7 years ago
She's gone soft
The holiday season is upon us again and for me it usually creates either feelings of extreme pressure and anxiety or togetherness and a deep need to be close to family. There’s…
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rantsandswears (48)in #sloth • 7 years ago
Becoming Sloth
5:30 am and instead of being at the gym or outside on a morning run, I am on my ass in my living room typing this drivel and deciding between sweatpants or leggings for today’s…
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rantsandswears (48)in #power • 7 years ago
With great power comes great douchbaggery
With so much bullshit taking place in the Nation and making the headlines, both real and fake; you have to ask yourselves if any of it surprises you. I for one am not…
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rantsandswears (48)in #start • 7 years ago
Why first dates fail
At nearly 38 yrs. old I am not looking for Mr. Right, Mr. Wrong, Mr. Right now or even Mr. Right for 5 mins. I’d settle for some old episodes of Bosom Buddies, a pack of gummy…
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rantsandswears (48)in #lazy • 7 years ago
I just can't
I’ve been hearing this commercial on the radio lately and I laugh and cringe each time I hear it. It’s sad commentary on just how lazy we have become as a nation, on the whole…
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