• rainbowllama (44)in #funny • 4 years ago

  Pet Peeve: Manly Men Who Aren't Manly Who Spit To Look Manly

  The other day I had this redneck come onto my property and ask to mow my lawn and he spit chewing tobacco all over.

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• rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 6 years ago

  I Gave Up Yoga Because I Fart Too Much

  My cousin pestered me for years to try yoga. "Come on @rainbowllama! Try yoga. It'll be good for your health," she said. Well, finally I gave in when those years of sitting on my…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 6 years ago

  I Knew A Rainbow Bird

  I once knew a rainbow colored bird named Charlie. He was an alcoholic. We use to go out drinking all the time when we were in our early 20s. Back then Charlie wasn't an…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #blueberries • 6 years ago

  Blueberries are really tasty

  Blueberries are my all time favorite fruit. First, because they are blue. Blue things make me happy. Second, they are juicy. They are great in muffins, ice cream, pancakes, and…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #icecream • 6 years ago

  I never enjoyed eating ice cream at all

  I hate ice cream. I've never liked the stuff. I hate the feeling of cold within my mouth. Ice cream is freezing and it makes me uncomfortable to have icy cold in my mouth.…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years ago

  I Can't Stop Losing My Shoes

  I don't know what's wrong with me. I keep losing my damn shoes. I try to take them off in the same spot but then I go to look for them and one or both are moved or missing. I…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years ago

  I Once Saw A Ghost In The Bathroom.

  I once saw a ghost in my bathroom. It was the middle of the night and I stumbled into the bathroom for a pee half asleep. I stood over the John, letting a stream go when I saw…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #story • 7 years ago

  I Once Saw A Silver Man

  A long time ago I was on vacation in the city. I was walking down a touristy street and saw a man wearing silver tight clothes with every inch of his skin painted silver. He was…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years ago

  Books Are Very Useful

  I've got the letter "L" from the World Book Encyclopedia propping up my coffee table now that the leg is broken. I may have gotten drunk and tried to dance on top of it. The…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #pets • 7 years ago

  I Once Owned An Ugly Dog

  A long time ago I owned a really ugly dog. He was bald except for around his face. He was missing his front fangs after getting in a fight with my neighbors toy poodle...poodle…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years ago

  I've Missed Flowers

  It's the early start of spring and the flowers are beginning to bloom. I've really missed flowers. The winter felt so long. I hate winter when everything is dead and dormant.…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years ago

  I'm Afraid of Elevators

  I've always been claustrophobic. Elevators are always a horrible experience for me. They are small and tight. I've got a fear that the cables will snap and I'll plummet to my…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years ago

  I Like Candy Not Chocolate

  I really hate chocolate. I prefer eating candy. Think they are the same thing? Well you're wrong. Candy is way better. You get all kinds of flavors like apple, cherry…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #animals • 7 years ago

  I Hate Pigs

  The only animal I really hate are pigs. Yeah, they're cute with that adorable snout and oink oink oink but that's not enough to make me love them. They love to roll in the mud. I…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #story • 7 years ago

  I've Never Won A Game of Tic-Tac-Toe

  If there is a game I hate more than anything it is tic-tac-toe. No game has ever made me feel more shame about myself. So simple yet...I can't win. Try as I might, I've never won…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #blog • 7 years ago

  Day 2 Round 2 Writers Block

  Day 2 of having writers block. No improvements even then I took a break on using my brain. Instead I've been spending time watching every season of That 70s Show on Netflix. The…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #humor • 7 years ago

  Do you ever have writers block?

  Do you ever get writer's block. I suffer from this problem at times. Whenever my mind is blank I like the bang it against the desk over and over again. THUNK, THUNK, THUNK!!…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #food • 7 years ago

  I'll Pass On This One

  Saw this at the grocery store... Normal canned tuna is pretty gross. Thai Style Tuna has got to be even more gross. Nope. Not happening. It takes a lot for me to eat a tuna…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #food • 7 years ago

  Never Buy Warm Pudding

  I love pudding. I enjoy a nice chocolate pudding that is cold and creamy. That being said the puddings in this picture are all disgusting. Pudding has milk or cream in it meaning…

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• rainbowllama (44)in #food • 7 years ago

  Far Too Many Brands of BBQ Sauce

  It's riduculous how many brands of BBQ sauce there are at the grocery store. It's like everyone and their mother invented a BBQ sauce and put it up for sale. No, I'm not going…

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