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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in #blog • 3 hours ago

  Getting back to the blog. + Retomando el blog. [Eng+Spa]

  I've been offline longer than I usually have been in recent years. Several things happened, combining the pressure of finding a commission that would pay enough to balance the bills for the month with

  $0.81

  • Pending payout amount: $0.81
  • Breakdown: 0.41 HBD, 4.43 HP
  • Payout in 7 days

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 11 days ago

  (Humor) Circles. + Círculos. [Eng+Spa]

  In an army, a not-too-bright officer is addressing the soldiers. To explain something, he draws a circle on a nearby blackboard and says: — To make the explanation clearer, I'm going to use this 270-degree

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 11 days ago

  (Humor) Superstitions. + Superticiones. [Eng+Spa]

  Two thieves broke into a hotel room to steal, but the alarm went off and they heard security personnel running down the hall. - Quick, let's jump out the window to escape! - Have you gone insane? We're

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 13 days ago

  (Humor) Eyeglasses and Asthma + Anteojos y asma. [Eng+Spa]

  A man with asthma went to a polyclinic that had been recommended to him. He looked at the list on the ground floor for the asthma specialist's office. He noticed the elevator was under maintenance and

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 14 days ago

  (Humor) Because of age. + Por la edad. [Eng+Spa]

  A very old man walks into a doctor's office limping. — Doctor, this leg hurts quite a bit. — That's because of the age. — I'm not so sure about that; my other leg is the same age, and it doesn't hurt!

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 14 days ago

  (Humor) Backpack. + Mochila. [Eng+Spa]

  On a private flight, a pilot, a politician, and a child prodigy are traveling. A malfunction occurs, and the plane is about to crash. The pilot announces that everyone must bail out, but due to an error,

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in Hive Power • 16 days ago

  Hive Power Up Day! 2025-12-01 [Eng+Spa]

  A new month begins, and a new day to boost the power of your blog account. With the added detail that it's the last month of 2025, it sometimes feels like 2025 has flown by. Anyway, I wish you a great

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  • - Author $0.11
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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 17 days ago

  (Humor) A logical fine. + Multa lógica. [Eng+Spa]

  In an area of a lake, a guard approaches a man who is in a boat. “Sir, fishing is prohibited in this part of the lake. With that fishing rod and tackle, you'll be fined 50 credits.” “Officer, I'm not fishing.

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 18 days ago

  (Humor) Too literal. + Demasiado literal. [Eng+Spa]

  In a country, a plot is uncovered, and High Command sends its agents at a military base a coded message: “Arrest Sergeant Perez, with the major secrecy.” Days later, the agents communicate, clearly worried:

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 20 days ago

  (Humor) Discontent? + ¿Descontento? [Eng+Spa]

  Texto a la Izquierda y justificado Texto a la Derecha y justificado Image's Source - Fuente de la Imagen

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 23 days ago

  (Humor) Cooking Time. + Tiempo de cocción. [Eng+Spa]

  A bit of humor from the Far East. An innocent swallow and a swindler crow happen to meet in front of a Dragon Gate, where the images of mythical animals are engraved. The swallow has barely left the nest

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 26 days ago

  (Humor) Definition of a Computer Virus. [Eng+Spa] Definición de Virus informático.

  Computer virus: Said of the abstract and ethereal entity that the most desperate users believe is responsible for the disasters they themselves create on their computers... Variant of the definition: However,

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 26 days ago

  (Humor) Dad? + ¿Papá? [Eng+Spa]

  A couple goes to the hospital because she's in labor. At the hospital, they're informed that everything is ready, and that a revolutionary, magical technology machine has arrived. The machine can transfer

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 27 days ago

  (Humor) Name of the horse. + Nombre del caballo. [Eng+Spa]

  A man is resting at home, suddenly his wife approaches him with a furious expression and hits him until he gets out of his chair and leaves him on the floor. — Wife, what's wrong with you? —Are you going

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • 29 days ago

  Informatics Humor + Humor informático. [Eng+Spa]

  — Hey, do you know how many programmers are needed to change a light bulb? — Well, no, I don't know. How many? — None… — What? — None are needed because that's a Hardware problem. +++++++++++++++ — Oye,

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • last month

  (Humor) Not a Drop! + ¡No gotas! [Eng+Spa]

  At a gathering, some old friends were talking amongst themselves: “I can boast that I never drink a drop of alcohol,” said one of the men, and all the others fell into an awkward silence for a moment.

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • last month

  (Humor) Cooking. + Cocinando. [Eng+Spa]

  A woman from a well-to-do family arrives home. It's their anniversary, and she expects to celebrate with her husband, but she finds him sprawled on the kitchen floor surrounded by several empty bottles,

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • last month

  (Humor) Christmas and the Stages of Life [Eng+Spa] Navidad y etapas de la vida.

  Now that Christmas is approaching, I'm reminded of an old joke that's good for explaining the stages of life: * You start by believing in Santa Claus. * Then, you don't believe in Santa Claus. * Next,

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • last month

  (Humor) How Do You Know? + ¿Cómo sabes? [Eng+Spa]

  A boy watches his father, sitting in front of their house, watching people go by. The father is drinking, and the boy approaches him. “Dad, how do you know when you've had too much to drink and need to

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• pedrobrito2004 (70)in LOLZ's Fun House • last month

  (Humor) Sobriety. + Sobriedad. [Eng+Spa]

  A very drunk man is in a doctor's office complaining of severe stomach pain. The doctor takes samples and sends them for analysis. He says: “I don't yet know the cause of your condition, but I suspect

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