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omarzazueta (25)in #poem • 6 years ago
poem that is life
Tell me not, in mournful numbers, Life is but an empty dream! For the soul is dead that slumbers, And things are not what they seem. Life is real! Life is earnest! And…
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omarzazueta (25)in #jokes • 6 years ago
jokes
A man is talking to God. The man: "God, how long is a million years?" God: "To me, it's about a minute." The man: "God, how much is a million dollars?" God: "To me it's a…
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omarzazueta (25)in #chistes • 6 years ago
CHISTES
Andrew: What did the philosophical sweet potato say? ¿Qué dijo el camote filosófico? Gemma: I don’t know. What? No sé. ¿Qué? Andrew: I think, therefore I yam. Pienso, luego yo camote.
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omarzazueta (25)in #chistes • 6 years ago
chistes
Jeff: I just found out I'm colorblind. Acabo de enterarme que soy daltónico. Sam: Oh, really? ¿En serio? Jeff: Yeah, the diagnosis came completely out of the…
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omarzazueta (25)in #chistes • 6 years ago
un chiste para el rato
What did one wall say to the other wall? ¿Qué le dijo una pared a otra pared? What? ¿Qué? I'll meet you at the corner! ¡Te veo en la esquina!
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omarzazueta (25)in #hola • 6 years ago
mi primer día en esta red social
hola es mi primer día en esta red social le mando un saludo a todos y que tengan un buen fin de semana
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