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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 19 hours ago
Welcome to Who Wants to be a Parent?
Lately, I’ve realized that my teenagers think life is one big game show except I never signed up to be the host, and there are definitely no cash prizes for me. For starters…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • yesterday
Why Are Teenagers So Loud? (Seriously, I Need Answers)
I love my kids. I really do. But at what point did they decide that everything must be done at full volume? Talking? Loud. Laughing? Louder. Gaming? Absolutely deafening.…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #funny • 7 days ago
The Struggle Is Real
The other day, my teenager stomped into the kitchen with the kind of frustration I usually reserve for finding out my favorite coffee shop ran out of my order. “Mom, we only…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #humor • 8 days ago
My Teen Wants a Credit Card—What Could Possibly Go Wrong?
The other day, my teenager casually mentioned that they need a credit card. Not want—need. Like it’s a basic necessity, right up there with Wi-Fi and overpriced sneakers. “Mom…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #humor • 9 days ago
I'm so excited!
That feeling you get when you relaize you have time to start posting again! Posted Using INLEO
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #humor • 9 days ago
Selective Hearing: A Teenager’s Superpower
Ah, teenagers. Those mysterious, sleep-deprived creatures who inhabit our homes, eat all our food, and possess the uncanny ability to hear the sound of a potato chip bag opening…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Better things to do with my time.
How I react when anyone talks about "The Bachelor". Giphy
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
What's your secret?
When someone asks how I managed to finish off 2 bottles of Rose by myself. Giphy
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Even moms have their limits
I know I'm supposed to be encouraging, but how the heck do your say anything good about this? Giphy
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Got my wires crossed
My husband asked to try a little Sci-Fi cosplay in teh bedroom. I don't think this is what he had in mind. Giphy
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Listening is a skill
When you tell your husband that you have a huge meeting tomorrow and you are a bit stressed out about it. So then you tell him you are sleeping with his brother.
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
What I'm really thinking
What I would love to do every time my kids complain. Giphy
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Like shooting fish in a barrel
Let's see. Are you a teenager? Are your lips moving? Then Giphy You don't need to be psychic to make that call.
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Been at this too long
You know you have been at the parenting game too long when you look at this and think, "Not bad." Giphy I mean she is using utensils at least.
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Sure no problem
My reaction when the babysitter calls and asks if I can come back early because her battery is low and she didn't bring her phone charger.
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Parenting tip of the day
If you are a new parent, here is a tip. Lower your expectations! Giphy Kids are dumb. They do stupid crap like this every day for at least 25 years.
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Victory!
How I feel when my kids leave for school on time without leaving a mess. Giphy It has only happened once.
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
You can at least humor me
Absolutely zero effort and she's going to expect me to hang this on the fridge. Giphy
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
Parent training
If you are about to become a parent you need to toughen up your saying "no" skills. One great way is practcing with this. giphy If you can resit that, and still say…
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notb4mycoffee (66)in #punchline • 6 years ago
It depends
If you are asking your own kids this question The answer is defineitly "No".
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