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moht (25)in #gym • 7 years ago
The Protein $h!t$
Consequences of making the gym your bitch! So Funny!! Third time sitting on a toilet this morning, the second was a dud, no shit came pouring. Lots of gas, but no solid poo, I…
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moht (25)in #throne • 7 years ago
The Poop Sweats
So Friggin funny!!! Do yourself a favor and read this to have a laugh Have you ever had the poop sweats? Heat and stench teaming to threat? Perhaps to much booze, a short…
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moht (25)in #ritual • 7 years ago
The Ritual
The art of Throne Poetry is beginning to ritualize! Don't worry man, cause I'm currently on the can, I'm thinking up rhymes just as fast as I can. Its really not hard when the…
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moht (25)in #trades • 7 years ago
The Trades
A gripping tale about the ups and downs of working in the trades: This week's dumps took casualties, don't get what I mean let me tell you please: Monday morning, stomach…
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moht (25)in #sex • 7 years ago
Pre-coitus
It is just best to be honest: A moment on the throne to make any man nervous. Getting the shits right before coitus. Things get hot and heavy and start to roll, but then you…
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moht (25)in #potty • 7 years ago
Port-o-Potty
Sharing throne stories one bad poem at a time: Oh drats, sitting in a place you know there is rats. But you can't help it for when your pants hit the floor, you must sit and…
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moht (25)in #throne • 7 years ago
Public Washrooms
A short poem I would like to share as I am sure you can relate: I'm not a big fan of crowds. They're bustly and loud, and terribly busy. I have to push my way through just to…
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