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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
This is HUGE!
Nit nit nit. I made an inward tsking noise as I browsed my HIVE feed. It was awash with people regurgitating stories of Bitcoin becoming legal tender. I clicked and skimmed…
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
The Gutter
Hello there, sir. A tatty looking peasant man greeted me as I opened my front door. My side lip curled up as if the Good Lady had put pickled dill on my sandwich. I hate…
$76.60
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- Author $45.06
- Curators $31.54
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nonameslefttouse (76)in #life • 4 years ago
What To Write About When I Have Nothing To Write About
Welcome to the words you are now reading. Today is a day like no other and you've suddenly found yourself in a mess you will not be able to get out of. What do you do…
$143.84
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- Author $80.30
- Curators $63.54
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
Agenda
Alright mate, could you like my TikTok? The voice of my friend Spiggy boomed out from my phone. My face twisted in a way that would be depressingly familiar to a dog's…
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- Author $38.99
- Curators $27.02
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meesterboom (80)in #hive • 4 years ago
The Ultimate Guide to KILLING it on Hive (Part 1 of 37)
Ahhhh. The How to guides for newbies. They have always been a popular subject here on Hive. They never go out of vogue. Indeed, as the active user base decreases…
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- Author $71.92
- Curators $50.20
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
The Chinese Conundrum
You think the Chinese then? The Good Lady called from the kitchen. Her voice was coloured with a strange mixture of fascination and fear. I looked up from my laptop where…
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- Author $57.10
- Curators $38.88
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nonameslefttouse (76)in #life • 4 years ago
Apparently this is about Golfing on Mushrooms?
Not long ago I was busy teaching you people how to build quality cabinets in your spare time. Of course, that's bullshit. The post had nothing to do with cabinets. Thanks…
$122.45
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- Author $69.29
- Curators $53.17
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
Election
Warning: the following is a dry and sterile dissection of the proportional representation voting system we have here in Scotland. It is a cold and factual dissection of the how…
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- Author $55.42
- Curators $36.26
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
Under The Gun
Is this a strange old Armadillo! Cuddling up, leaving marks on my pillow!! I sang the old Tony Christie classic under my breath as I waltzed into my old office. Although…
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- Author $47.97
- Curators $32.17
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
The Magic Cup
Something was terribly wrong. The day had begun like any other day. Hopping out of bed and throwing some clothes at myself, hoping enough stuck to at least cover my testicles.…
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- Author $64.55
- Curators $44.74
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nonameslefttouse (76)in #life • 4 years ago
Please Take a Moment to read These Instructions
Now that you're finished reading those instructions , I'd like to take a few moments to talk about other things. Some of the other things will include stuff such…
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- Author $117.55
- Curators $94.71
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nonameslefttouse (76)in #life • 4 years ago
Have I Lost Faith in Humanity?
Do I even have a right to criticize? Excuse me, sir. You're about to get hit by a bus. "Don't tell me where I can walk and how to walk! Mind your own damn…
$159.23
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- Author $87.94
- Curators $71.29
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
New Nylons For My Lady
Darling, I have something for you? I husked alluringly as if I had eaten a box of matches. Beyond the light of the door, my lady lay reclined against the sofa, the soft…
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- Author $39.66
- Curators $26.42
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
Bananas Bananas
Daddy-Bear, arent you coming to bed, it's quite late? The Good Lady asked, fluttering her eyelashes as if in a gritty desert wind. Yeah, two seconds, baby-cakes. I am just…
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- Author $61.47
- Curators $46.13
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
Bad Hair Day
Daddy-Bear, you remember that I have that hair appointment today? The Good Lady stood framed in the doorway of the Attic for all the world looking like a rather elegant…
$96.03
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- Author $55.16
- Curators $40.88
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nonameslefttouse (76)in #life • 4 years ago
Ass Kissing Brownnosers Are Useless
I never cared to play follow the leader. Especially since for many, that leader is not a human. It's money. And if your goal is to always chase something, you'll never…
$203.18
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- Author $113.83
- Curators $89.35
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
Maybe Tomorrow
Champion the wonder horse... Champion the Wonder Hoooooorse!! I sat in the lounge as some ridiculous theme tune to some ancient TV show blared out of Alexa. It was sunny. The…
$105.95
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- Author $62.54
- Curators $43.41
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
A Parrot
Daddy, can we get a parrot? The Little Lady approached me earnestly with her dangerous wide open asking eyes. A parrot? Fuck off. I was tempted to reply. However, telling…
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- Author $42.27
- Curators $28.99
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nonameslefttouse (76)in #decentralized-media • 4 years ago
It's Post Time on Decentralized Media!
Oh my god! Oh my god! Oh my god! I can post on the internet now! This is amazing! I'm going to scramble around without thinking and put my shit everywhere! Money…
$180.27
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- Author $100.85
- Curators $79.42
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meesterboom (80)in #life • 4 years ago
The Captain's Horn
Mate. you want to go halfers with me? A voice husked conspiratorially from my phone's naughty undercarriage. I cupped my hand over the mouthpiece and looked around…
$79.10
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- Author $46.06
- Curators $33.04
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