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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Comedy Open Mic - Round 23 - Winners' post

  Why thank you.

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• meatwad (36)in #funny • 6 years ago

  RE: It's Done: Hit #11

  Why thank you. I practice using a calculator every day.

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)

  Oh I love games. Can I be a loser too?

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• meatwad (36)in #funny • 6 years ago

  RE: It's Done: Hit #11

  Oh i ain't missin, Just been sitting here quiet, Watching you. You can paint me scary clown. Draw me like one of your French fries.

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)

  Are we having a party? I want to come!

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)

  There there, it is ok. I do not understand nothin he says neither.

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)

  I do love a parade!

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)

  Thank you, knock knock. You is all so friendly here.

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• meatwad (36)in #cartoon-off • 6 years ago

  RE: Second Weekly cartoon contest! #cartoon-off

  Here is my entry. I will collect my winnings in pennies. Or hotdogs.

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)

  Hello fair and gentle creature. You has the face of an angel that I could fall asleep to at night on my grill. However, it appears you might has a medical condition. Master…

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)

  Thanks for reminding me. It is time for bed. I hope you has the meat rubs, I do love me some meat rubs.

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• meatwad (36)in #funny • 6 years ago

  RE: It's Done: Hit #11

  I is so sorry about you getting dog bit. Every dog I meet has no respect for boundaries. However, I do like your carrot and pudding exercise routine and has been doing it…

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• meatwad (36)in #tasktuesday • 6 years ago

  RE: Entry in the 2nd Weekly Cartoon Contest for #cartoon-off

  You is a good artist, and I should know. I had a pet snake once, or a bunny rabbit, I can't remember. Frylock is a computer programmer: he has invented the j-pad, the me-tube…

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)

  Frylock is always warning me to stay out of stranger's dungeons. I keep forgetting! Have you seen my brain? I took it out to put my sunglasses on and can't find it.

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Comedy Open Mic round 22- How steem will effect the economy skit

  Wuzzuh Wuzzuh Wuzzuh in the hizzeh! Homeboy speak the truth!

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• meatwad (36)in #spam • 6 years ago

  RE: Comedy open mic round 23 - Got summoned to #general

  @themarkymark I has flagged twice today already, I think I have a problem. My sins are many, can they be forgiven? I see that you like unicorns and rainbows. I too like these…

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• meatwad (36)in #ulog • 6 years ago

  RE: Is it really work if you laugh all day? Ulog 18b & Comedy Open Mic Round 23

  I too like to laugh. And unicorns. You know Pichael Pohnson? He gives me drugs after school. I mean candy. Whenever I feel deflated I just climb back through the meat grinder…

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)

  Don't listen to him! He's mean to me. And he sure as hell don't work out none.

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: That Moment When You Byte the Ball (Comedy Open Mic Round #23)

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• meatwad (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago

  RE: That Moment When You Byte the Ball (Comedy Open Mic Round #23)

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