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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)
You have noticed my enticing qualities! I will remember you when I am rich and powerful!
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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)
It is YOU who should enjoy being in MY presence! I think you will feel most most enjoyment when you apply the 100% upvote! To ME!
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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)
Trust me, I am a published author! Let me just quote you a little advice from my best-printed book, Master your Finances and $hake it up. Rule number 4! Take a…
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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: How you met your therapist - Comedy Open Mic round 23
Exercise is dangerous. My killer abs became sensient held my body hostage and then tore up the town. It happens.
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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: Self Driven Cars - COM #23 Entry 1
My car is self driven. He complains too much and won't go fast enough. But he's fuel efficient! We just don't feed him. I'd much rather have your Swedish ex than Frylock.
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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: I was not put on this earth to listen to meat! (round 23)
It turns out the cable company doesn't take cat food as payment! Who knew!
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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
Hear that meatwad? Free candies You should go get some for me. I'll be here waiting for the next panel van to hitch a ride in.
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mastershake (36)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
RE: Yeah, I'm a dirty white boy! I'm a lean mean ground beef machine! (round 23)
Me. I'm his owner. Saaaay are you single? Cause I can see the love on your eyes. I work out.
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