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marc99 (55)in #chess • 6 years ago
chess match #1
[Event "Live Chess"] [Site "Chess.com"] [Date "2018.08.29"] [White "ptivoleur"] [Black "marki69"] [WhiteElo "1193"] [BlackElo "1229"] [TimeControl "300"] [Termination…
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marc99 (55)in #chess • 6 years ago
Chess match #1
1.e4 e5 2.Nf3 Nc6 3.Bc4 Bc5 4.c3 Nf6 5.d4 exd4 6.cxd4 Bb6 7.e5 Na5 8.Bxf7+ Kxf7 9.exf6 Qxf6 10.O-O d5 11.Nc3 Bg4 12.Nxd5 Qg6 13.Re1 Bxd4 14.Qe2 Rhe8 15.Qd2 Bxf3 16.g3 Bxd5…
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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C program run. C program crash. C programmer quit.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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Atheism is a non-prophet organisation.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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As I watched the dog chasing his tail I thought "Dogs are easily amused", then I realized I was watching the dog chasing his tail.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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I wonder what my parents did to fight boredom before the internet. I asked my 17 brothers and sisters and they didn't know either.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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I haven’t talked to my wife in three weeks. I didn’t want to interrupt her.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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How long is a Chinese name.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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You know, somebody actually complimented me on my driving today. They left a little note on the windscreen, it said 'Parking Fine.' So that was nice.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
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Ever notice how fast Windows runs? Neither did I.
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marc99 (55)in #steemit • 6 years ago
Why to continue on Steemit? ? ?
Question originally asked on Musing.io - Click here to see other answersBecause one dollar earned today will be worth 50 in a few years!
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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On the other hand, you have different fingers.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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Working in a mirror factory is something I can totally see myself doing.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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When I call a family meeting I turn off the house wifi and wait for them all to come running.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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Hard work has a future payoff. Laziness pays off now.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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Change is inevitable, except from a vending machine.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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If you can't remember my name, just say 'donuts'. I'll turn around and look.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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Diplomacy is the art of saying good doggie while looking for a bigger stick.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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It's ok computer, I go to sleep after 20 minutes of inactivity too.
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marc99 (55)in #funny • 7 years ago
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Be nice to your kids. They'll choose your nursing home.
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