PostsCommentsPayoutslennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: June 2 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,754 steps on 6,754 lily pads on a pond full of alligators on crack cocaine. It was a perfect day. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: June 1 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 13,767 steps for charity and I hated every second of it. I’m never doing anything for charity ever again. Well, that’s all for now.…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 31 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 20,174 steps back and forth over the graves of my enemies because it had been a while since I’d celebrated their horribly slow and…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 30 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 10,424 steps against my better judgment and I won. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! Lenny This…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 29 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,785 steps away from my past and despite what people always say about not being able to run away from your past I totally ran away from…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 28 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,075 steps back in forth in a kitchen trying to put out a grease fire. Ultimately I was successful but unfortunately not before…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 27 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 15,037 steps and I’m so tired I don’t even have the energy to describe all the places I went and all the monsters I saw so I’ll just…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 26 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 10,594 steps to the moon and back. Most people don’t realize it but the moon is not very far away and also it’s made of chocolate…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 25 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 7,491 steps into the void and it was really dark in there. Well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 24 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,021 steps against the grain and it was totally worth it except now I think I might be stuck in a corn maze for some reason so please…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 23 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran a lot more than 220 steps but I forgot to take my phone with me into the wilderness and by the time I remembered that I’d forgotten it…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 22 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,005 steps and well, that’s all for now. Thanks for reading, and have a great day! Lenny This report was published via Actifit…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 21 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 4,495 steps which is not quite enough to qualify for rewards but I’m feeling lazy so instead of bothering to get my numbers up to 5,000…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 20 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,974 steps to work and then realized I had forgotten my pants so I had to run all the way back home to get my pants and then run back…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 19 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 7,015 steps straight off the edge of a cliff and into thin air before I realized I wasn’t running on solid ground anymore kind of like…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 18 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,002 steps which is two steps farther than I had planned to run today which means I exceeded my own expectations and so therefore I can…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 17 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 25,678 steps on a treadmill that I carried to the top of a mountain. If you’re wondering how I powered the treadmill it was with a…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 16 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 22,687 steps up a mountain right into a thunderstorm. There was lightning everywhere but none of it hit me because I am faster than…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 15 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 8,612 steps while holding my breath. That’s right my VO2 max is through the roof because I’m a gargoyle and gargoyles are great. Well…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoMy Actifit Report Card: May 14 2022Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,556 steps which is one step farther than I was planning to run because 5,555 is a number with all 5’s in it which makes it a perfect…