lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 3 years agoRunning Around A Giant Chessboard — My Actifit Report Card: July 14 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 10,915 steps around a giant chessboard. I knocked over all the pieces so that means I won. Pro Tip: Gargoyles can move in any and all…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning Into The Sunset — My Actifit Report Card: June 22 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 19,236 steps into the sunset. It was so hot that my camera melted so I am unable to publish a photo with today’s report. Pro Tip:…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning Around The World — My Actifit Report Card: June 19 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,358 steps around the world. I can take very big steps if I want to. Pro Tip: Throw everything you’ve ever heard about baby steps out…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning Up Mt. Sinai To Slap Moses In The Face — My Actifit Report Card: June 15 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,269 steps up Mt. Sinai and I slapped Moses right in the face. Pro Tip: Stop trying to change the course of history, you dick.…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning To The Moon And Back — My Actifit Report Card: June 14 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 26,831 steps to the moon and back. That’s 26,831 small steps for gargoyle, 26,831 giant leaps for gargoylekind. Pro Tip: If you’re…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning And Then Getting Tired — My Actifit Report Card: June 12 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 29,995 steps and now I’m so tired that I don’t have any energy left to add a picture to this post. Sorry about that. [Edit: picture…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning Up And Down Some Steps — My Actifit Report Card: June 11 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 12,965 steps up and down some steps. Little by little, inch by inch. By the yard it’s hard, by the inch what a cinch. Pro Tip: Never…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning The Wrong Direction Down A One-Way Road — My Actifit Report Card: June 10 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 6,744 steps in the wrong direction right down the middle of a one-way road. I’m happy to report that no one was hurt, except for all the…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning To The Edge Of The World — My Actifit Report Card: June 9 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 14,799 steps to the edge of the world to watch the sun complete its daily journey around the earth and revel in the spectacle of ships…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning With Knives — My Actifit Report Card: June 8 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 9,893 steps with knives. I know that most people aren’t allowed to run with knives because their moms told them not to, but I am a…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning Out Of Ideas — My Actifit Report Card: June 6 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 35,782 steps in search of ideas but unfortunately none of the Idea Trees were in season so I just went back home and got drunk. Pro…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning To Elon Musk To Slap Him In The Face — My Actifit Report Card: June 4 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 5,632 steps to Elon Musk and I slapped him right in the face. Pro Tip: Stop tweeting about crypto, you dick. Well, that’s all for…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning Up All My Credit Cards — My Actifit Report Card: June 3 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 11,966 steps to the nearest mall and then I ran up all my credit cards to the max. I bought all kinds of great stuff and then I ran back…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning To The Beach — My Actifit Report Card: June 2 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 20,154 steps to the beach. After spending a couple hours enjoying the stunning, otherworldly scenery and basking in the unmatchable…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning To My Local Library — My Actifit Report Card: June 1 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 18,125 steps to my local library because I support self-improvement and learning and community in general. I had a lovely time there and…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning In The Rain — My Actifit Report Card: May 31 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 13,068 steps in the rain. What a horrible feeling, I'm grumpy again. I'm glaring at clouds so dark up above. The sun left my heart and…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning To The Nearest Amazon Warehouse To Weld All The Doors Shut And Then Set It On Fire — My Actifit Report Card: May 26 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 15,912 steps to the nearest Amazon warehouse, welded all the doors shut, and then set it on fire. That’s what they get for leaving my…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning With My Pants On Fire — My Actifit Report Card: May 25 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 15,722 steps with my pants on fire. Fortunately I have balls of steel so it wasn’t really a problem. Pro Tip: First-degree burns are…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning To The Redwood Tree — My Actifit Report Card: May 24 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 17,525 steps to the redwood, to the redwood, to the redwood redwood tree. When I got there I turned around and discovered that some…lennythegargoyle (45)in Actifit • 4 years agoRunning Through A Lightning Storm — My Actifit Report Card: May 23 2021Hi, I’m Lenny the Gargoyle. Today I ran 17,236 steps through a lightning storm. Try as he might Zeus was unable to strike me down because I am way faster than lightning. Pro…