• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Do you want to go on a ate?

  Do you want to go on a ate? Do you want to go on a ate? I’ll give you the D later

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you a mirror?

  Are you a mirror? Are you a mirror? Cause I can see myself inside you.

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Would you f*ck a stranger?

  Would you f*ck a stranger? Would you f*ck a stranger? No?! – Then let me introduce myself, my name is DICK

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you a poster?

  Are you a poster? Are you a poster? Because I want to pin you on a wall

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  How much does a polar bear weigh?

  How much does a polar bear weigh? How much does a polar bear weigh? Enough to break the ice… Hi, I’m (insert name here).

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket?

  Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Girl do you have a shovel in that back pocket? Cause I’m digging that ass!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you harembes enclosure?

  Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you a vampire?

  Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Girl, are those space pants?

  Girl, are those space pants? Girl, are those space pants? Cause your butt is out of this world!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  You know what material this is?

  You know what material this is? You know what material this is? [Grab your shirt] Boyfriend material.

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Your place or mine?

  Your place or mine? Your place or mine? Tell you what? I’ll flip a coin. Head at my place, tail at yours.

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you religios?

  Are you religios? Are you religios? Cause you’re the answer to all my prayers.

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you a vampire?

  Are you a vampire? Are you a vampire? Cause you looked a little thirsty when you looked at me.

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Is that a mirror in your pocket?

  Is that a mirror in your pocket? Is that a mirror in your pocket? Cause I can see myself in your pants!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  How much does it cost to date you?

  How much does it cost to date you? How much does it cost to date you? Cause damn, you look expensive!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Damn Girl is your name Wifi?

  Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Damn Girl is your name Wifi? Because I’m feeling a connection!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Is your dad retarded?

  Is your dad retarded? Is your dad retarded? Because you’re special!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Is your name Daniel?

  Is your name Daniel? Is your name Daniel? Cause DAMN!

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you from Japan?

  Are you from Japan? Are you from Japan? Cause I’m tryna get in Japanties.

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• ladykiller (47)in #funny • 6 years ago

  Are you harembes enclosure?

  Are you harembes enclosure? Are you harembes enclosure? Cause i’ll drop a kid inside of you!

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