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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #84 X'mas is delayed. | クリスマス遅延のお知らせ
Today, I woke up to my kids shaking me, saying, “Get up, Santa was here!” I got up to find my TV, computer and MacBook Air all gone. FML…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #83 Do your own job! | 仕事しろ！
Today, I had to repeat my order in Starbucks three times because the barista was staring at my chest. FML 俺訳『今日、スタバで3回注文を繰り返さなくちゃいけなかった。バリスタが私の胸ばっか見てるから。』シンプルにただ一言。…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #82 Distortion Ringtone | 悪夢の着信音
Today, my boyfriend decided it would be funny to record us having sex and me screaming his name. He set it as my ringtone without telling me. I had my phone volume on high as I…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏企業改革のため７０％のレイオフを発表【日本語訳】
This article is translated to Japanese from この記事は上記Steemit社ネッド・スコット氏の記事の日本語訳になります。 Dear Steemians, Steemit, Inc. is currently undergoing a structural reorganization…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #81 What's inside the box? | 箱の中身は何じゃろな。
Today, I signed for a delivery for my mom and something inside started to vibrate. I can't leave it because if she gets home and it's still vibrating she'll know I know what it…
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katakoto (51)in #idontneedtag • 6 years ago
Daily FML #80 Just Parent's Excuse | ただの親のいいわけ
Today, my 4-year-old son excitedly asked me if he'd get to see drones at the zoo. He apparently thinks drones are living creatures. I guess I can go ahead and spend his college…
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katakoto (51)in #jp-friendship • 6 years ago
jp-Friendship#4 「あだしの好きな街並み」
@sallyfunさんからバトンがブーメランの如く飛んでまいりまして、しばらく休眠状態にあった所を叩き起こされました@katakotoと申します。職業は世界で初めてのプロ下ネタトランスレーターです。さすがはオーストラリアにお住いの@sallyfunさん、アボリジニ仕込みのブーメランは今回も、見事、僕の眉間のど真ん中に命中しております。…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
【Steemit News】Steemit CEO Ned氏クリプト初心者向けの新たなプラットフォームアプリおよび新会社の立ち上げを発表！
Steemit CEO, Ned氏が暗号通貨初心者でも参入しやすいプラットフォームアプリの立ち上げを発表しました。その名も “Destiny”(仮)…
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katakoto (51)in #idontneedtag • 6 years ago
Daily FML #79 That's freaky! | この少年が一番怖い
Today, while leaving a restaurant, a little boy grabbed onto my leg and screamed, “Mommy! Don’t leave me!” Then he looked up at my face, said, “Ewww, you’re a lot uglier than my…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #78 Escapill from reality! | 現実逃避グスリ～！
Today, I had a headache when I woke up for school. I had final exams that day, so I took what I thought were 2 advils. They were two sleeping pills. FML…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
【Steemit News】HF20 Update: Operations Stable | HF 20 オペレーションが安定しました（日本語訳）
This article is translated from Steemitblog. Hello Steemians, we are happy to announce that activity on the blockchain has stabilized. Transaction volume has returned and…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
【Steemit News】HF20 Update Upcoming Patch | HF 20アップ・デート今後のパッチ展開について（日本語訳）
This original article created by steemitblog.…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
【Steemit News】Update on Unexpected Voting Power Behavior | Voting Powerの予期せぬふるまいに関するアップ・デート（日本語訳）
This article is translated from Steemitblog. たくさんのユーザーがハードフォーク（HF20）後に、初めてブロックチェーンを利用した際にVoting…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
【Steemit News】HF20アップデート後、エラーメッセージが表示される方へ
皆さんこんにちは！@katakotoですよ。 Steemitに大変革をもたらすハードフォーク（HF20）が無事？終わったようですね。アップデートの内容は、前回翻訳させてもらった概要通りに滞りなく済んだようですがさっそくいつものように他の方の記事にVoteしようとしたら・・・…
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katakoto (51)in #token • 6 years ago
【BREAKING】KATAKOTOKEN FINALLY RELEASE!!!!???? | 【速報】カタコトークン・リリースのお知らせ！！？？
So, if you are to release your first token in life, what kind of name would you give it? Why would you want to create it? That’s a really interesting question. I’ve never…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #77 Give me some sweet! | あまいのくれよ！
Today, I was flirting with a guy and we ended up having a deep conversation through text. We were talking all our problems, and saying really sweet things to each other. I…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #76 Backdown! | 撤退せよ！
Today, my 400 pound roommate brought home a 400 pound guy. Now there’s 800 pounds of sex going on in the next room, and it sounds like the invasion of Normandy in there. FML…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #75 - I wish it was Bitcoin! | ビットコインだったら良かったのに！
Today, I was in the shower when I realized that maybe I'm getting a little too fat. I was scrubbing the old belly when a dollar flew out onto the floor. I'm 23. FML…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #74 - Uncle Jonathan Seagull | カモメのジョナさん
Today, was my uncle’s funeral. He was cremated, and his wish was to have his ashes spread into the sea. As we were waiting for the waves to come and take him away, a group of…
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katakoto (51)in #japanese • 6 years ago
Daily FML #73 - Bear Girl | 妖怪熊女
Today, I was working on my art portfolio. I had drawn a self-portrait. When I was satisfied, I wanted to show my parents. They thought it was a drawing of a bear. FML…
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