kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/20He catapulted like a cat that had too many mochas on a cloudy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Louvre Museum and it was so ugly he cried.…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/19He twisted like a spider that had too many milks with orange juice on a balmy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Trump Tower and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/18He catapulted like a elephant that had too many kool-aids on a balmy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Louvre Museum and it was so drab he…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/17He danced like a octopus that had too many milks with orange juice on a cloudy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Adirondacks and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/16He behaved like a T rex that had too many barleys on a sunny day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Heffner's Mansion and it was so repulsive…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/15He catapulted like a kangaroo that had too many milks with orange juice on a freezing day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the fair and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/14He twisted like a giraffe that had too many kool-aids on a hectic day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Taj Mahal and it was so disgusting he…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/13He growled like a octopus that had too many mochas on a hectic day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Louvre Museum and it was so magnificent…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/12He behaved like a kangaroo that had too many cherry juices on a glorious day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the London Eye and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/11He rolled like a giraffe that had too many mochas on a balmy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Louvre Museum and it was so repulsive he…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/10He danced like a spider that had too many chocolate milks on a cloudy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Trump Tower and it was so smelly…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/09He growled like a alligator that had too many cherry juices on a lonely day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Louvre Museum and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/08He growled like a elephant that had too many cream sodas on a rainy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the farmer's market and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/07He nodded like a giraffe that had too many cokes on a lonely day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Taj Mahal and it was so pulchritudinous he…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/06He twisted like a T rex that had too many mochas on a freezing day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the dog park and it was so beautiful he…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/05He growled like a kangaroo that had too many cherry juices on a glorious day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Trump Tower and it was so drab…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/04He behaved like a cat that had too many milks with orange juice on a sunny day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the London Eye and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/03He fizzled like a alligator that had too many cream sodas on a freezing day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Great Wall of China and it was…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/02He twisted like a giraffe that had too many cherry juices on a sunny day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Louvre Museum and it was so…kablam (48)in #cryingjordan • 5 years agokablam's twitter Feed : 2019/07/01He danced like a cat that had too many milks with orange juice on a rainy day. Each day he woke up in a different place. One time he woke up at the Adirondacks and it was so…