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johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years ago
Your First Bookstore Reading - Comedy Open Mic Round 29
Your First Bookstore Reading It took you four years to cobble together enough half-hour time intervals to complete a two hundred fifty page novel. You painstakingly crafted…
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johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years ago
American Zeroes - Chapter 7
Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1…
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johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
ANXIETY (original song) - Comedy Open Mic Round 28
This is an original song called Anxiety which is part of a musical I'm writing called Massterpiece (the extra "s" is for salvation). Synopsis Each year, the small community…
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johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
THE GORILLA SERIES - Comedy Open Mic Round 28
THE GORILLA SERIES PART 1: LATE FOR WORK Characters JACK GORILLA 1 GORILLA 2 COWORKER 1 (CW1) COWORKER 2 (CW2) (Morning. Jack gets ready for work. The doorbell…
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johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Pudding, Anyone? - ComedyOpenMic Round 26
This is a true story. Where I used to live, there were two sets of neighbors who jointly threw a big Labor Day party each year. One year, there were more people than usual.…
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johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years ago
Funny Story About Panties
About a month ago, my girlfriend pulled panties out of my drawer, held them up, and asked, "Whose are these?" There is an innate response mechanism for this situation and it…
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johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years ago
He's Dead, Jim
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johnthefelon (55)in #poetry • 6 years ago
Irreversible
Irreversible I've lived in fear Of the irreversible The actions that can't be undone The mixing of things Like blood, like lives The nature of things Like when air…
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johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years ago
The Lazy Man Special - Salmon
I really didn't want to cook tonight, but I wanted to eat salmon. So, I did what I usually do and went to the grocery store to buy one item. I bought one half-pound salmon…
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johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years ago
American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 2
Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1…
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johnthefelon (55)in #blog • 6 years ago
Is That All There Is?
Hello Steemians (and my loyal followers especially), I have concluded a wonderful, week-long stay-cation, and it flew by faster than expected which I fully expected. I tried…
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johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
HOLD THE FAVA BEANS - ComedyOpenMic Round 26
This is a comedy sketch that was never performed because my comedy troupe refused. I wrote it during the found-footage craze that coincided with a disturbing story out of…
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johnthefelon (55)in #funny • 6 years ago
Farewell My Concubine Who Never Even Gave Me a Handy, by Fergus Balfour
This is Fergus Balfour, and I'm feeling nostalgic. I get this way sometimes when I drink too much and pass out upsidedown. I was on Facebook the other day and someone posted a…
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johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years ago
Prologue: Traffic Girl Wars: TWB First Chapter Challenge Entry
Hello, everyone, and thank you for holding this competition. My entry is the prologue of a novel I am writing called Traffic Girl Wars (I know this is a first chapter challenge…
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johnthefelon (55)in #openmic • 6 years ago
Steemit Open Mic Week 97 - (original song) - Things As They Ought To Be
I hope you enjoy this original song. Maybe you can relate to it. Lyrics Don't live your life for me Don't live your life for me I'm not responsible So irresponsible…
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johnthefelon (55)in #writing • 6 years ago
American Zeroes - Chapter 6 Part 1- ComedyOpenMic Round 25
Previous chapters: Chapter One: Georgie Chapter Two: Guns, Blurbs, and Steal Chapter Three: Big Jugs and the Hairy Arm Chapter Four: Sophia, the Pain in My Chest, Part 1…
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johnthefelon (55)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
@HODGETWINS BITCOIN VIDEO INTROS - ComedyOpenMic Round 25
I can't stop watching @hodgetwins videos. Here is a compilation of my favorite bitcoin video intros. I nominate @hodgetwins and @tenhanger.
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johnthefelon (55)in #music • 6 years ago
Hotel California Solo on 12-string
Had to post this because it pretty much rocks. He plays the solo from Hotel California on a 12-string that he turned into a 7-string.
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johnthefelon (55)in #punchline • 6 years ago
BULL MKT
So I'm out in my car today and the vehicle in front of me has a personalized license plate that reads, "BULL MKT" which I assume stands for BULL MARKET. That's cool. This…
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johnthefelon (55)in #steemit • 6 years ago
There once was a man named Kareem...
There once was a man named Kareem Who bought a boatload of Steem Before the currency mooned He sold it too soon And the world was filled with his screams
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