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iwowwe (25)in #funny • 7 years ago
Sad xD
Doctor: "I'm sorry but you suffer from a terminal illness and have only 10 to live." Patient: "What do you mean, 10? 10 what? Months? Weeks?!" Doctor: "Nine."
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iwowwe (25)in #business • 7 years ago
Winner-Take-All Leads to Winner-Take-Most
Winner-Take-All Effects in individual competitions can lead to Winner-Take-Most Effects in the larger game of life. From this advantageous position—with the gold medal in hand…
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
twolinejoke
One man's trash is another Man's treasure? Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out that you were adopted.
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
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Light travels faster than sound. That is why some people appear quite bright – until you hear them talk.
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iwowwe (25)in #life • 7 years ago
I bet and i'll win!!!
I bet 5 upvotes that you won't follow me )))))
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
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The bodies of 14 people, discovered in a Mexican pickup truck. They wanted to get in the US. to rest in peace ..
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
twolinejoke
I borrowed to a blind man 100 euros. He said he will pay back me back next time he will see me ....
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
twolinejoke
A helicopter crashed into a cemetery. The cops recovered 437 dead and the pilot had a broken arm.
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
twolinejoke
The barber asks the client: How should i do it to be happy? Free!
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
twolinejoke
-How do you name of the woman who always knows where her husband is? WIDOW !
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
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Someone stole my Microsoft Office and they’re gonna pay. You have my Word!
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
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What did the farmer say when he couldn’t find his tractor? “Where’s my Tractor?!”
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iwowwe (25)in #twolinejoke • 7 years ago
twolinejoke
How manny germans does it takes to screw in a light bulb ? One, they are efficient and not very funny.
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jesta (71)in #steem-project • 7 years ago
Introducing @powerbot - a simple delegation service (Trial Run #1)
I am starting a limited trial run of a new service bot, @powerbot, that I developed for the Steem blockchain. The bot will be active for the next week or so (or until it reaches…
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iwowwe (25)in #me • 7 years ago
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iwowwe (25)in #life • 7 years ago
twolinejoke
What do you call a dog with no legs? It doesn t matter, it s not going to come.
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ned (69)in #smt • 7 years ago
Answers: steemit development and ICOs w/SMTs [VIDEO]
Hey guys, After doing some filming last week I decided to do some more this week - I flew in last night to NYC and met @andrarchy at his apartment where we put together this…
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