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• improv (71)in Comedy Open Mic • yesterday

  Punday 391!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is bunnies! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…

  $4.44

  • Pending payout amount: $4.44
  • Breakdown: 2.22 HBD, 6.89 HP
  • Payout in 6 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 2 days ago

  A Strange Commission -5minutefreewrite

  For This is a strange commission, thought Rosa. They want a barbed wire made of roses... That's not the strange part, obviously. That they want it to spell out "Candy, you…

  $1.96

  • Pending payout amount: $1.96
  • Breakdown: 0.98 HBD, 3.04 HP
  • Payout in 5 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 2 days ago

  Pour me another -5minutefreewrite

  For Poor me. Poor me another! Another me goes back to the house for a book Pour me into a glass, baybeee Pour me pour me pour meee Jo lene jolene joleeene Another…

  $5.53

  • Pending payout amount: $5.53
  • Breakdown: 2.77 HBD, 8.59 HP
  • Payout in 5 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 3 days ago

  A New Arrangement -5minutefreewrite

  For Standup I need a new arrangement of all my standup material. One in which my stand up material exists. Because currently I don't have any standup material. Here's my…

  $3.11

  • Pending payout amount: $3.11
  • Breakdown: 1.56 HBD, 4.83 HP
  • Payout in 4 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 3 days ago

  Artificial Dog -5minutefreewrite

  For Artificial DOG?!?! I didn't remember to write yesterday? Oh no. I felt so overwhelmed with everything yesterday. So tired, somewhat in pain. Very blegh. AH, well this…

  $5.52

  • Pending payout amount: $5.52
  • Breakdown: 2.76 HBD, 8.58 HP
  • Payout in 4 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 5 days ago

  The Other North -5minutefreewrite

  For The other north is south I don't know or care what you say The p oles could swap, and then all our compasses would point the other way and the other north would be…

  $5.83

  • Pending payout amount: $5.83
  • Breakdown: 2.92 HBD, 9.06 HP
  • Payout in 2 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 6 days ago

  Discuss this more -5minutefreewrite

  For Let's discuss this more. Let's really take it down to brass tacks. let's workshop it. Maybe put a pin in it and circle back. Let's dive deep and uncover the raw mussels…

  $6.41

  • Pending payout amount: $6.41
  • Breakdown: 3.20 HBD, 9.95 HP
  • Payout tomorrow

   93 0
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 7 days ago

  Implication -5minutefreewrite

  For The implication of this funk is that I simply cannot be happy. No. That I Ugh. Such a funky funk. It's just career malaise. It's not comparison, per se. It's that…

  $5.58

  • Pending payout amount: $5.58
  • Breakdown: 2.79 HBD, 8.66 HP
  • Payout in 1 hour

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 8 days ago

  Lowest Court in the Land -5minutefreewrite

  I'm just thinking about my ADHD brain. I think it's good at some things and bad at others. Like, really. I dunno. I can't get as many task done without medication, but I felt a…

  $4.62

  • Past Payouts $4.62
  • - Author $2.31
  • - Curators $2.30

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• improv (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 9 days ago

  Punday Monday 390!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Prime Numbers! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like…

  $1.72

  • Past Payouts $1.72
  • - Author $0.86
  • - Curators $0.86

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 9 days ago

  Kick him harder -5minutefreewrite

  For Kick! Him! Harder! That's because in German, the article for or...rather, the gender of Ball is masculine, so if you translate a sentence that would mean kick it…

  $4.91

  • Past Payouts $4.91
  • - Author $2.46
  • - Curators $2.44

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 10 days ago

  Unpleasant Lump -5minutefreewrite

  For This lump is unpleasant. Sally saw an unpleasant lump lying in her breast. In her Garden In her yard In her sink in the tub in the pool in the ocean In her…

  $7.42

  • Past Payouts $7.42
  • - Author $3.72
  • - Curators $3.70

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 11 days ago

  Peel the Skin Off -5minutefreewrite

  For Peel the skin off. That immediately makes me think of gore. I watched Deadpool yesterday...so people a human's skin off... but then I realized that you might peel the…

  $4.91

  • Past Payouts $4.91
  • - Author $2.46
  • - Curators $2.45

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• improv (71)in Proof of Brain • 12 days ago

  Fluidity is strength - metaphors, politics, and an anecdote

  Water flows uphill, you know? It does. You just have to make sure there's enough water. You fill the glass from the bottom up to make sure you have enough water. Trickle…

  $1.04

  • Past Payouts $1.04
  • - Author $0.52
  • - Curators $0.52

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 12 days ago

  Director of the Movie -5minutefreewrite

  For Stina's gone to bed early, so I am the director of the movie tonight. I direct this movie called this movie and it shall be abloty Er.. About LIFE Who knows the…

  $5.11

  • Past Payouts $5.11
  • - Author $2.56
  • - Curators $2.55

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 13 days ago

  Speed Control -5minutefreewrite

  For I got a one speed bike. I got a one speed bike. I go 800 miles per hour on my one speed bike. That's from a kid's song by Ken Lonnquist. It's a good one. It goes through…

  $5.76

  • Past Payouts $5.76
  • - Author $2.89
  • - Curators $2.87

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• improv (71)in Proof of Brain • 14 days ago

  Media Consumption Deprivation

  When I was a child... When I was little little, I don't remember. My mom told me a story once of how I was upset with her because the Muppet Babies weren't on, and I believed…

  $1.71

  • Past Payouts $1.71
  • - Author $0.86
  • - Curators $0.85

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 14 days ago

  Bury the evidence -5minutefreewrite

  For BURY the evidence. Holy smokes. There's a lot of bonkers weirdness in the world. And, worse, there's even more bonkers bronchitis I don't even know what I'm saying. I…

  $6.83

  • Past Payouts $6.83
  • - Author $3.42
  • - Curators $3.41

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 15 days ago

  Approve of me -5minutefreewrite

  For APPROVE OF ME! Oh shit, you're looking right into my soul. I constantly constantly no not always. I a lot of times feel this way. But sometimes I don't. But I'm not…

  $5.06

  • Past Payouts $5.06
  • - Author $2.54
  • - Curators $2.52

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• improv (71)in FreeCompliments • 15 days ago

  Punday Monday 389!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is The Past! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

  $8.13

  • Past Payouts $8.13
  • - Author $4.08
  • - Curators $4.06

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