PostsCommentsPayoutsimprov (72)in #life • 2 days agothought dump... feel free to scroll on by unless you want to hear about boring stuffUgh. My kid has more to post. Pictures he took, life events he's been through. But that hivewatchers account is still out there, lurking, ready to pounce. It bugs me that this…improv (72)in #life • 3 days agoThis is a phase of lifeI hadn't considered that this is a phase of life. About 15 years ... Sorry, I got distracted. I guess this is kind of a freewrite, too. I was at a class with my MIL the other…improv (72)in #photos • 3 days agodrops of water in amaranthimprov (72)in Feel Good • 5 days agoBelmontI was near Belmont High School, a mile or so from where we had our first apartment in L.A., when I noticed Belmont snuffling along. I crouched near him and he came over to see if…improv (72)in Proof of Brain • 6 days agoPunday Monday 395!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is coffee! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 7 days agoLocked out of my Account -5minutefreewriteFor Loched out of my account. ha. Loched. because that guy doesn't want @loch to post any more. What a jerk whatever. Locked out of my account of my ugh. my brain and…improv (72)in Freewriters • 7 days agoEar Brush -5minutefreewriteFor This is my ear brush. There are many like it, but this one is mine. The ea... OUH Lying like this and typing is a bad angle for my hand fuck man lots of fuck…improv (72)in Freewriters • 8 days agoNot to Scale -5minutefreewriteFor The soundscape. My heart is not to scale oh shit I don't know not to scale What isn't the model train? No, I feel like those are intentionally very much TO…improv (72)in Freewriters • 9 days agoOver the Ridge -5minutefreewriteFor I'm over the ridge, and I can see the verdant valley below. It looks like it'll be a tough climb down, but then we'll be there. And down is easier than up, right? I want…improv (72)in Freewriters • 9 days agoEquipped for the Future -5minutefreewriteFor NOT. We sure aren't. Personally or globally. Despair DESPAIR Content warning: pet death there's a ticking clock on my dog's life. Saturday morning we're putting…improv (72)in Proof of Brain • 10 days agocontent warning: discussion of pet end of life.I'm sorry I missed posting yesterday. My old dog is nearing end of life and we'd been up all night with him. He's lying in my lap right now. I can feel his enlarged heart…improv (72)in Freewriters • 11 days agoMy Last Job -5minutefreewriteFor This is my last job, Biff, I swear it. Sure Mostly, I'll believe it when it's true. You'll see. Ain't likely. Would youse two quit measuring each others'…improv (72)in Freewriters • 12 days agoA New Owner -5minutefreewriteFor I glanced but writing is a time to have my own thoughts. I'm being interrupted by the child asking what I'm writing. He heard the timer. I was thinking of a new…improv (72)in Freewriters • 12 days agoDestruction of the City -5minutefreewriteFor This city.. FRANGooli and Smamamt walk through the ruins of the city. The ruins of Vanggoool. Stripedan brings up the rear. "What about the rear?" Stripedan raises.…improv (72)in LOLZ's Fun House • 12 days agoPunday Monday 395!Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is storm! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: And if you’d like to…improv (72)in Freewriters • 13 days agoThe Freshman -5minutefreewriteFor The Freshman is FRESH, Man F is for Free and easy-breezy lifestyle R is for renegade - he defies the MAN, man E is for Everyone - he represents the whole body of…improv (72)in Freewriters • 14 days agoMuseum of Odd Things -5minutefreewriteFor Jenk's Museum of Junk, it says on the sign. Cassius cautiously pushed the frunt duuur. It shook the jangle of bells on the inside handle. The room smelled like dust.…improv (72)in Freewriters • 15 days agoTalented Idiot -5minutefreewriteFor I'm such a talented idiot. Legit. I resist understanding how to be more successful. I mean. no. I dunno. But listen, i think I'm pretty smart. And I think I'm oh I…improv (72)in Freewriters • 15 days agoDirectory of Lost Things -5minutefreewriteFor Directory of lost things How do you find lost things? You look in the directory. Your sense of whimsy? Aisle 5, bin 19x. Your scarf from second grade, early winter…improv (72)in Freewriters • 17 days agoLooking to Retire -5minutefreewriteFor I was thinking about this prompt earlier, then did some other stuff. and by earlier, I mean 6 hours ago. 5 hours. I was thinking about a world in which you can't pass…