• improv (71)in Freewriters • 19 hours ago

  Unpleasant Lump -5minutefreewrite

  For This lump is unpleasant. Sally saw an unpleasant lump lying in her breast. In her Garden In her yard In her sink in the tub in the pool in the ocean In her…

  $8.10

  • Pending payout amount: $8.10
  • Breakdown: 4.05 HBD, 9.90 HP
  • Payout in 6 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 2 days ago

  Peel the Skin Off -5minutefreewrite

  For Peel the skin off. That immediately makes me think of gore. I watched Deadpool yesterday...so people a human's skin off... but then I realized that you might peel the…

  $5.17

  • Pending payout amount: $5.17
  • Breakdown: 2.59 HBD, 6.32 HP
  • Payout in 5 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 3 days ago

  Director of the Movie -5minutefreewrite

  For Stina's gone to bed early, so I am the director of the movie tonight. I direct this movie called this movie and it shall be abloty Er.. About LIFE Who knows the…

  $5.42

  • Pending payout amount: $5.42
  • Breakdown: 2.71 HBD, 6.62 HP
  • Payout in 4 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 4 days ago

  Speed Control -5minutefreewrite

  For I got a one speed bike. I got a one speed bike. I go 800 miles per hour on my one speed bike. That's from a kid's song by Ken Lonnquist. It's a good one. It goes through…

  $5.97

  • Pending payout amount: $5.97
  • Breakdown: 2.99 HBD, 7.30 HP
  • Payout in 3 days

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• improv (71)in Proof of Brain • 5 days ago

  Media Consumption Deprivation

  When I was a child... When I was little little, I don't remember. My mom told me a story once of how I was upset with her because the Muppet Babies weren't on, and I believed…

  $1.64

  • Pending payout amount: $1.64
  • Breakdown: 0.82 HBD, 2.00 HP
  • Payout in 2 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 5 days ago

  Bury the evidence -5minutefreewrite

  For BURY the evidence. Holy smokes. There's a lot of bonkers weirdness in the world. And, worse, there's even more bonkers bronchitis I don't even know what I'm saying. I…

  $6.59

  • Pending payout amount: $6.59
  • Breakdown: 3.29 HBD, 8.06 HP
  • Payout in 2 days

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 6 days ago

  Approve of me -5minutefreewrite

  For APPROVE OF ME! Oh shit, you're looking right into my soul. I constantly constantly no not always. I a lot of times feel this way. But sometimes I don't. But I'm not…

  $4.58

  • Pending payout amount: $4.58
  • Breakdown: 2.29 HBD, 5.61 HP
  • Payout tomorrow

   55 0
• improv (71)in FreeCompliments • 6 days ago

  Punday Monday 389!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is The Past! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

  $7.28

  • Pending payout amount: $7.28
  • Breakdown: 3.64 HBD, 8.90 HP
  • Payout tomorrow

   102 4
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 8 days ago

  Plant a Tree -5minutefreewrite

  For There are some things in life that are like planting a tree: if you choose the right tree for the right spot, you can leave them be and enjoy the fruits of their growth…

  $11.72

  • Past Payouts $11.72
  • - Author $5.87
  • - Curators $5.85

   107 0
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 9 days ago

  Applied for the wrong job -5minutefreewrite

  For I am in charge of NASA. It was a mistake. I saw "senior" in the job title, and thought, "I'm old, this is for me". But Senior meant "with lots of experience" I mean…

  $10.51

  • Past Payouts $10.51
  • - Author $5.26
  • - Curators $5.25

   65 2
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 9 days ago

  I need this -5minutefreewrite

  For I need this. I need this. You can't tell, but I said those two different ways. The first is how I said it in Top Decking. It's kind of cute and desperate, I…

  $12.76

  • Past Payouts $12.76
  • - Author $6.39
  • - Curators $6.37

   86 0
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 10 days ago

  Space Vessel -5minutefreewrite

  For Whoosh that's the sound of the intergalactic generational space vessel. Over the millenia, it has grown decrepit. It still flies, but the people on board have lost many…

  $11.99

  • Past Payouts $11.99
  • - Author $6.00
  • - Curators $5.98

   102 2
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 12 days ago

  Guide me home -5minutefreewrite

  For Guide me home.. It's good to have a habit of doing things even when you're not really feeling like it. I need a guide for my mind to bring me home. It's been scattered…

  $10.46

  • Past Payouts $10.46
  • - Author $5.24
  • - Curators $5.22

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 13 days ago

  I digress -5minutefreewrite

  For I digress! Constantly. Like yesterday most of my writing was digressions most everything in my freewrites are digressions You want to know my terrible secret? I…

  $8.21

  • Past Payouts $8.21
  • - Author $4.11
  • - Curators $4.10

   66 0
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 13 days ago

  What's the meaning of this? -5minutefreewrite

  For What? Go? How DARE YOU What's the meaning of this? I am not a cat. What's the meaning of this? PAPER Distraction. Some distraction. So much distraction. WHO CARES…

  $11.28

  • Past Payouts $11.28
  • - Author $5.65
  • - Curators $5.63

   98 9
• improv (71)in LOLZ's Fun House • 14 days ago

  Punday Monday 388!

  Welcome to Punday Monday! tl;dr Make a pun about the topic of the week, This week’s topic is Farming! Here's how to make a pun, if you don't know: New To Punday…

  $6.48

  • Past Payouts $6.48
  • - Author $3.24
  • - Curators $3.23

   39 5
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 14 days ago

  Friend from Hell -5minutefreewrite

  For Beelzebub was a sweet guy. He like black and white cookies. Tuxedo cookies. He liked dunking them in coffee, in Earl Grey tea, and in milk. Sometimes he'd have all three…

  $8.96

  • Past Payouts $8.96
  • - Author $4.48
  • - Curators $4.47

   56 0
• improv (71)in Freewriters • 14 days ago

  coalition of hope -5minutefreewrite

  For Together, we shall hope for a better tomorrow! What is hope? Is it useful? hope is that thing with feathers? hope is that thing pandora left in the box of scary terrible…

  $10.38

  • Past Payouts $10.38
  • - Author $5.20
  • - Curators $5.18

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• improv (71)in Freewriters • 17 days ago

  A purple spotted apple -5minutefreewrite

  For This is a sleepy freewrite. I have been on my feet all morning, and I just sat down with a heating pad on my lower back and now I'm so sleepy. I didn't sleep well last…

  $7.54

  • Past Payouts $7.54
  • - Author $3.78
  • - Curators $3.76

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• improv (71)in #work • 18 days ago

  The Worst Result -5minutefreewrite

  For The worst result. There's a lot of things I can think of that way, but one stands out most of all. The cat. She got sick. We spent more than we have on her getting…

  $6.29

  • Past Payouts $6.29
  • - Author $3.15
  • - Curators $3.14

   53 3