Strawberry of Death (@idikuci) — Hive

idikuci (62)in Comedy Open Mic • 2 years ago
Guess who's back... Back Again
Please allow me to introduce myself I'm a man of humour and rambling I've been around for a long, long year Stole many a man's soul and idea And I was 'round when…
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idikuci (62)in #funny • 5 years ago
I have some questions that need a technician to help. Please help me.
How do I remove the notifications? I mean I click the thing and I read the notification but the number never goes down. It only goes up. It's like that one time I swallowed a…
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idikuci (62)in #funny • 5 years ago
Three Dollars
I spent $3. I forget on what, but I know I left with a smile on my face and a hole large enough for a gofer. That's gofer, not a golfer or a Topher (which is totally a made up…
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idikuci (62)in #nextcolony • 6 years ago
What happens to the lost ships... Next Colony Bounty
"Allen!" Went out the call. Steve from the engineering bellowed the now infamous secret code word for contact with new life forms. You see it all started as a joke being played…
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idikuci (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Morning people
Dear Morning People, Please stop ruining my morning. I have a right to be a miserable fuck and also be unhappy on a Monday on my way to work. Sincerely, Non Morning People
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idikuci (62)in #nextcolony • 6 years ago
Xylon - New Alliances Features
I'm always amazed at what can be accomplished on a day off. Well in my case it was a sick day rather than a day off, 80% of the Alliances features were written on a sick day.…
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idikuci (62)in #nextcolony • 6 years ago
Warning!! Alert!! Never Log in to Next Colony and Be Surprised Again!! Alert!! Warning!!
And just to prove you can never have too many exclamation marks!! ! Ok, I think that's enough with the forced excitement, let's give you something to smile home about (or at…
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idikuci (62)in #funny • 6 years ago
The gym
I love going to the gym, Lots of fit people in tight clothing working out staring at themselves Then theres me in the corner eating cake and judging those narcissistic bastards
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idikuci (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Downward spiral?
I prefer to think of it as a perfect storm... Me on a hot day... "Damn, drinking sure is thirsty work, I better have a drink"
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idikuci reblogged
llfarms (68)in #blog • 6 years ago
PSA: WARNING- Dear Men Of Steem, that photo of the hot chick might just be a 10yr old kid
Don’t panic, that’s actually a photo of me.. a 32 year old woman with an insane filter that makes me look like some sort of anime porn star, but it turns out kids use it too 😄…
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litranslation (39)in #lit • 6 years ago
Who We Are
We are a group of people that love communication. It began as an idea between @comedyopenmic and @profanereviews but has turned into a team project as more and more…
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idikuci (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Rose tinted glasses -COM44
I always try to remain optimistic and see the world through rose tinted glasses. Src It really sucks when I forget my glasses. Src I challenege @take5 and @ned to…
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idikuci (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
Personal Belief - COM - 41
I thoroughly believe that since I use aftershave on my face to make my skin more supple, I should also use it on my balls... I did try it once... Src I no longer hold that belief.
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idikuci (62)in #funny • 6 years ago
I like alcohol
It helps me pretend i like people.
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idikuci (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
COM - 40 - I'm sorry to be such a pain in your ass...
-the polite rapist Src
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idikuci (62)in #comedyopenmic • 6 years ago
COM 40 - talk real shit please people
Are we so devoid of reasonable topics for pleasant conversation that we must resort to benign comments regarding the cloth that covers ones shame? Ney!! I would argue the…
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idikuci (62)in #comedyopnemic • 6 years ago
Even Lesbians get sick of her shit - COM39
Leave me Alone!! I said I need a break!!!
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idikuci (62)in #funguy • 6 years ago
COM 39 | Tell me something cool.
Who wants some upvotes? We all do right? well Let's do a bounty on this post... No not a steem-bounty a rewarding bounty. So here are the rules: reply to this post and…
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idikuci reblogged
bmj (63)in #hayrunners • 6 years ago
#HAYRUNNERS Continues - Even The Crypto Drought Won't Stop Us! Help Us Find The Silver Lining
Hi everyone, #hayrunners Continues Through The Crypto Drought The crypto markets have been really unkind to us all this year, and the last week has been a nightmare. I'm…
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briancourteau (59)in #love • 6 years ago
A farewell to you all and a Poem to You Friends and to My Love
Well My friends. It is with a heavy heart that I bid farewell for a while and honestly possibly permanently as my health tumbles. This is a poem to my love as you know and also a…
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