PostsCommentsPayoutshyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agobad jokesI'm reading a book about anti-gravity. It's impossible to put down!hyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agoDo the mathThe fattest knight at King Arthur’s round table was Sir Cumference. He acquired his size from too much pi.hyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agoHe's not bad personMy friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.hyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agoLong time enigmaI ordered a chicken and an egg from Amazon. I’ll let you know.hyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agoMr. presidentThe secret service isn't allowed to yell "Get down!" anymore when the president is about to be attacked. Now they have to yell "Donald, duck!"hyspannick (3)in #life • 5 years agodaddy vs. mommyDAD: I was just listening to the radio on my way in to town, apparently an actress just killed herself. MOM: Oh my! Who!? DAD: Uh, I can't remember... I think her name was…hyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agoBad jokes My wife is really mad at the fact that I have no sense of direction. So I packed up my stuff and right.hyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agoDad jokesToday, my son asked "Can I have a book mark?" and I burst into tears. 11 years old and he still doesn't know my name is Brian.hyspannick (3)in #funny • 5 years agoBar jokes A perfectionist walked into a bar…apparently, the bar wasn’t set high enough.hyspannick (3)in #memeday • 5 years agoPlease don't laugh...Bob you are need in the closet!hyspannick (3)in #memeday • 5 years agotaco cati sure love tacos and cats!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!hyspannick (3)in #meme • 5 years agoworking catjanice hold my calls, i gotta see that cat meme!hyspannick (3)in #meme • 5 years agoCat TalkBob, we need to talk.