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fabiothegreat (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
Shortest, but FUNNIEST jokes ever. 8 of them ;)
What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers. Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella? Fo’ drizzle. What time is it when you have to go to the dentist? Tooth-hurty. Two…
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fabiothegreat (25)in #funny • 8 years ago
7 jokes for NERDS
Life without women would be a pain in the ass. A blind man walks into a bar. And a table. And a chair. What did the ocean say to the beach? Nothing, it just waved.…
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fabiothegreat (25)in #fun • 8 years ago
7 short Dirty jokes (part two)
What’s the difference between your wife and your job? After five years, your job will still suck. What do you call two jalapeños getting it on? Fucking hot! How do you…
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fabiothegreat (25)in #jokes • 8 years ago
7 short Dirty jokes (part one)
What do the Mafia and pussies have in common? One slip of the tongue, and you’re in deep shit. What’s the difference between a G-spot and a golf ball? A guy will actually…
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fabiothegreat (25)in #joke • 8 years ago
Snail with an attitude...
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years…
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fabiothegreat (25)in #joke • 8 years ago
Joke of the day: True love lasts forever..
It’s the World Cup Final, and a man makes his way to his seat right next to the pitch. He sits down, noticing that the seat next to him is empty. He leans over and asks his…
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